cameron
@hellohimate
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a bit gay • i like lego star wars
Joined November 2016
working in retail i have learnt that a good proportion of people are in fact scum.
This shit is endemic and speaks of a society giving up on itself. Can we stop assuming we’re all scum.
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‘Prime Minister elect’????? stop americanising british politics.
Nah man the Prime Minister elect has said “in this room right here beats the heart of our democracy” and there’s a bloke in an Elmo suit stood 2 yards from him
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all these gays defending hamas as if hamas wouldn’t behead them just for existing.
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time to top a twink.
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can someone who is an expert on arms tell me what is going on here? is he ok?.
Harrowing X-ray of a mans arm and.hand after a horrific meat grinder.accident.
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I honestly hate gay dating standards so much. I don’t have a six pack or jawline. I don’t go clubbing all the time. I don’t listen to newer artists much. I don’t have a skin care routine. I don’t travel cos I’m broke. I eat junk food. I’m a nerd.
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this signage is done in response to customers abusing staff, which happens every day. it makes it easier to tell a rude customer to go away when you can just point at a sign. people do read them and it actually does make a difference.
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6’5 btw.
I swear it's always the tall twinks that have the biggest schlongs.
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yes and i put my ***** in his *** ****.
have y’all ever met up with someone you met online?.
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@notdavis04 there’s no need for that term because the transition of power happens within hours. secondly the term is wrong because the position of prime minister is not elected, it is appointed by the monarch.
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I'M DELETING THIS ACCOUNT. none of you interact with me anymore probably it's the time to say goodbye I am done and why are you still reading this? are you okay? do you like me? should I push you to the wall and kiss? is that what you want??.
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what does this mean? is this bottom microchipped so it can safely be let outside? had its flea and worming treatments done?
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i’ve been upgraded
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kissed 19 f*cked 42.
just counted and I’ve kissed seven oomfs. but fucked ZERO because i am not easy 💯.
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trying for a baby (it won’t work because it’s going up a man’s ass).
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please @LNER can you provide a refund for my panties.
this train is vibrating so much that it’s giving me an orgasm.
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turns out the coexist stickers are essential to the F-35
Just got the call. Fired. I was the DEI coordinator for the Pentagon. My job was to put the coexist stickers on the F-35s.
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scottish nationalists literally becoming american republicans.
The red area has 324 MPs. The grey area has 326. Unionism is the belief that the area in grey should be able to rule over the area in red.
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why does nobody believe it was the first time? 🙄.
bottomed for the first time last night.
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as if i might be getting railed in a premier inn by a twitter follower on friday tonight what even is life.
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red.
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companies keep sending me free dildos. do they not know that i am a TOP????.
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this is NOT bait. it’s real. moots if you want it dm me.
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@rahulchirping @BorisJohnson so you think the british should instead just support colonisation? because that’s what they used to do?.
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implies that one of them has no anus.
Tom Daley . He really didn’t think his caption through did he? 🤦🏼♂️
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i love when my friend and i are jerking each other off in the gay sauna and old men accumulate around us looking like
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when is it my turn?.
The Met Office warns the UK will be double-fisted by deadly snow and ice.
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