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Trader: L/S futures $ES_F $NQ_F. Quantum mechanist. Antifascist. Meditator. Bad speller. #PlanetHEK

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@hekyoda
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@bigmadcrab Not getting any attention is a trigger for some sorority girls
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2 years
Most millennials probably want the market to crash so they can buy a fkn house
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3 years
The lightnining fleg…
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@BillAckman @MIT Bill Blackmailman
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@BenMFreeman Israel has murdered 30,000+ civilians, mostly women and children, in the last 8 months. Fact.
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2 months
@spectatorindex Did anyone condemn Israel for bombing Iran’s embassy two weeks ago? 😂
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1 year
Good morniming Lots of pain coming .
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7 months
@ME_Observer_ @22loops The video itself was the biggest reach ever. But now this? 😂 Israel is such a joke.
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2 years
Inflation was transitory until every single fed member sold near the top at SPX 4700
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@AnnaMck08 Maybe Israel can send you money to fix your face?
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2 years
lllooooollll
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@realmusaeus Bro went from PS5 graphics to Nintendo64
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@POTUS Then why did USA vote “no” at the UN meeting for the protection of civilians and upholding legal & humanitarian obligations?
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2 years
If China invades Taiwan, then 50% of all semiconductor production evaporates.
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4 months
Time for a potentially life changing post: Most people view time the wrong way. Most people view time as if: - the future is stretched out in front of them - the past is laid out behind them - and that they’re the ones moving through it As if the future is a fixed point in
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7 months
@spectatorindex Ryan Zinke… …is really pulling off that villainous colonizer look.
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3 months
@MyLordBebo This is my tax dollars at hard at work
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2 years
Situation in Kiev, Ukraine as of 24 minutes ago
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23 days
@CensoredMen lol this tweet is so fucking goated. 💀💀💀💀
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2 years
Pure alpha. He fkn bottom ticked the Santa rally.
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7 months
@spectatorindex Can anybody please explain to me how calling someone a Zionist war minister is antisemitic?
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3 years
@disclosetv Fuck Lindsey Graham
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3 years
My cat died today 🥺 He was the kindest, most gentle creature on this planet. RIP Bubby
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2 years
Divorce is really tough You lose a part of yourself I’m at the stage where old happy memories randomly flash in me mind Few more weeks I think & it’ll get better Some self love this weekend is in order
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1 year
Wyckoff update Bloodbath pending .
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2 years
Wifey got real fkn quiet 👀
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1 year
Soon…
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3 months
Make as much loot as u can this year Fed’s decision today was foolish imo
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2 months
$ES_F trade plan for the next 2 years 5 point avg daily range until 10,000 🎯
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1 year
Just buried me niece. 24 years old. Beautiful & lovely soul. Life is short folmks…
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7 months
@NikkiHaley The only votes ur getting from me are deez
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1 year
Ramen for dinner
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Won’t be long.
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@shaunmmaguire One of the secrets of Jewish success is lying every single chance you get
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2 years
I have proven I have given the best levels on twitter, best levels and best direction I will never post another level until I got 501 likes on this Look at my calls I have posted the last 2-3 weeks, nothing comes close to what I have given. Those are my terms. 501 or no more
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4 years
@neiltyson I read all of your tweets in your voice.
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3 months
@JennaEllisEsq @therealDebW Ok so Christ is not king because the Jews said so. Got it.
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5 years
@RashidaTlaib Why are people cheering and waving though?
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2 years
what if we're popping like we did in the .com crash? we'd have 30% bull market rallies at the end of each quarter & we'd bottom in June 2024 @ $SPX 1740 ish
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@Mayhem4Markets Oh my god. No wonder buffet invested in BYD and not Tesla.
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1 year
$ES trade plan 2023 & beyond
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1 year
This past year, dealing with post divorce stages of grief was no joke. I’ve hinted and joked about it, & talked about it here and there but I’m writing this tweet to let it all out. It’s a lomg-ish read, but worth it in the end I promise. I’ll start by saying thag I’ve
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4 months
Don’t forget to add Zelenskyy as a dependent when filing taxes this year
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@TigayBarry Israel pays people to stand with them Everyone else stands with Palestine for free.
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11 months
$ES_F tradr plan for rest of the yera
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@elonmusk why are u forcing ur users to send their IDENTITY DATA to a foreign country? This is insane and absurd. Pls change this policy immediately.
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@Mayhem4Markets
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Lol here we go ... I think I'll pass.
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@stats_feed miss you all the time Tony.
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2 years
See me liking my own tweets & trying to trade in the metaverse 🤣 Featuring @Tradytics & @tradingview
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2 years
@disclosetv @data168 Can anybody explain how tf this happens?
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@QudsNen Why. Why do this.
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2 years
@jimcramer Jimmy… pls… I have calls…
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2 years
Dollar so fuk parabolic it’s about to start breakin’ all the rules? 🤣
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1 year
@kirawontmiss @hasanthehun annihilated any left leaning values I had left in me last time I heard him speak He’s the male Karen of the internet.
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10 months
Dude just took Biryani to a whole new level
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GOD DAMNIT RUG TRADER SERIOUSLU WHAT THE FUK
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3 months
@KamVTV @ChickfilA maybe time to find new supplier @TysonFoods doesn’t exactly have the greatest track record
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2 years
If this post doesn’t get 300 likes then I won’t reveal me sekrits and alpher If this post does get 300 likes then maybe me will If this post gets 299 likes then this post was menipumated by titter marker makers
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7 months
@NikkiHaley Cool so it’s a holy war now
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3 years
$NIO
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1 year
Old man Icahn up 53% on his $5b trade Probably the only indicator one needs until mopex
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2 months
$ES_F retracing nearly 4 days of selling in a single 30 minute candle lmfao
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1 year
Snowflakes about to get their first taste of recession… maybe then they'll stop caring about their self absorbed identity crisis genderfluid fkn pronouns 🙃
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2 years
Russia is re-opening their stock market on Monday. Plenty of ppl holding their shorts over the weekend… But ask yourself if u were the Kremlin, would u be re-opening ur stock market without a ceasefire? Expect some news this weekend…
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If we dump, ppl who have been bearish from 100+ points lower cannot claim any victories I don’t make the rules Shut fuk pls
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4 months
@SenTomCotton Mr Cotton… I don’t know how to tell you this but… But not all East Asian people are from China.
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10 months
this wut me see happenjamig Return of bera marker until December mopex SPX fills all gaps to downside down to yearly vpoc, and then goes giga bid at yearly vpoc mid December into EOY retracing entire sell
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1 year
this wut me seeing happeniming All in lomg after March lows (would prefer 3912 but idk) Mega mewmenoth ahead into EOY Poss retest 4700s by Q3/Q4 Me don’t make the rules
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March 2020 - COVID March 2021 - post meme squeeze forced selling March 2022 - Putin March 2023 - regional banking crisis March 2024 - ????
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1 year
@spectatorindex New Zealand doesn’t exist. 🙄 everyone knows this…
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If u find life not going in the direction u want Figure out wut ur mind is pre-occupied with & immediately shift ur focus Often if ur focused on the wrong ting, doors remain closed to u. But when ur mind focuses on something else… Something better… A path gets laid out…
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@hekyoda Give us some more weekend philosophical content pls Hek
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by raising inflation targer fed is signaling to markers that they're going to keep raising inflation target in perpetuity therefore creating a vicious loop of inflation This will enrich the rich and further bamkrupt middle class w/ currency devaluation stonks will rise
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Life is short. Don’t waste your life.
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This kinda looks like a top. If ur bula over the weekend, I won’t blame u. But if u been bera this entire run & then fkn victory lap when we start selling… I will shit on every post you make for the next month until u block me. & then I’ll make burners to shit on you s’more.
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6 months
This does not look like a fkn top. So if ur bearish over the weekend and u end up being wrong… I will go full baby yoder cyberbully on u & tear u new asshorl every single trading day for a week Imagine getting dunked on by baby yoder. Yup.
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3 years
10million worth of $SPY 390p expiring 3/3 were opened at 10am CST today. Makes sense we’re stuck in this range - now $ES 3897. If VIX drops any more from here, dealers will buy back, forcing market higher. These $10m worth of puts will capitulate. And market will fly.
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2 years
Fucking Bullard is speaking tomorrow at 11am. Fuck. I swear you couldn’t throw more shit at this market.
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@rep_jackson You’ve earned my vote.
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This market rally is brought to you by Fernando and Gayed and Ant 🐜 stupid fuks refusing to shut fuk
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dude made thamskgibbing dinner in his dorm & honestly am impressed
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2 years
this is wut i see happening 4113 super important level I can see 4160 trading next, followed swiftly by 4080 Then a ~2 week balance b/w 4040s & 4130s/40s. ~100pt daily range Finally, a pewmp to 4195 followed by dizump to 3950s..3840s..3500s..poss.. Then giga pamp into EOY..
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$ES trade plan week of 6.26.22 gonna make it real fuk simpol we’re throwing in sum RSI & MACD cuz some fuk furus like to complicate shit w/ the JHQHRNGH jPm RolL & their “prorietwry alpha” > 3914 and we fuk mewm to like 4040 Rejection at 3914 and we target fridaze low 3780
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2 years
Updated Mercury Retrograde $SPY chart L M F A O The last time I posted this, ppl who bot the dip at the end of it with super OTM calls 2 weeks out made ~3,000%+ profit. STFR until Feb 3rd… then absolutely fuk YOLO into OTM Feb monthly calls? That the plan, man.
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2 years
QT is 100% priced in & if fed doesn’t say anything else, all else being equal, can see one of the biggest rallies we’ve seen this year 👀
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8 months
Make this go viral please
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1 year
This is how u know it’s really happening
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10 months
Bottom.
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No amount of anxiety will change the future. No amount of regret will change the past. No amount of anger will heal wounds. No amount of fear will make something disappear. No amount of hesitation will seize any opportunity. No amount of envy will fulfill your needs.
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ICT called he said nuke the ponzi .
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2 years
THIS CHART SCARES ME
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2 years
I’m a nuclear reactor expert. (I’ve seen the show Chernobyl) AMA
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2 years
I hope CPI cums in at fkn 11 u bloody WANKERS…
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9 months
What was your first big insight about trading? For me: the entire game changed when I realized that intraday sessions are mostly dealer hedging. So I trade the levels where dealers do the thing, autopainted, & long/short based on edges of distributions. Simpol & distilled.
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First time eating @ raising cane’s really really tasty. the sauce is so good
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2 months
Who has 🔔 on for hek? Dropping gigafuk alpha post thag will delete itself furusepuku style after 1 minute… lil trade plan…. Drop 🍑💨 fart emoji in comments below 👇🏽 if interest…
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2 months
sell tech buy oil rotation cometh
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2 years
Soccer mom has chosen violence After buying the fuk dip from 4700 every 20 points down, she’s finally capitumated & properly lost her shit NOW … she wants to fuk fight ME? THE ALMIGHTY HEK?! & so begineth… The Soccer Mom War…
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@yoderflow No you won't... you'll see one hourly red candle and write some other dumb shit with weird words
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