Harry
@hazztweets
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If you don't stand for anything, you fall for everything
Joined August 2009
I don’t want to get too excited, but with the signings we’ve made it’s hard not to
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Kendrick Lamar playing “Not like us” five times in a row is the level of petty I aspire to
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Why is BBL Drizzy the beat of the year. Metro didn’t need to go that hard
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When I’m on a tube full of people and a pregnant woman looks in my direction for my seat
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Me all week in Jamaica
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I wish Charlie Murphy was there. It would’ve been great to hear him tell this story
Michael Jackson and Prince were at a James Brown concert in 1983. James called up Michael mid performance to sing. Michael suggested that Prince be brought up as well, knowing Prince was high. Prince embarrassed himself, then tried to run Michael over in the parking lot.
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Seriously come on guys
Prince William named 'sexiest bald man of 2023' according to study
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My grandparents friends made us this card when we got married, and it never fails to make me laugh
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Final one of the year
When it’s a bank holiday and you say see you next Tuesday to your colleagues
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Off all the bookies to use, he decided to go for betway. What a muppet
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The way Moyes hasn’t signed a single player and we’re about to lose any talent we have left, I’d happily settle for 11th
A Supercomputer has predicted the Premier League 23/24 table. These were the results…
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Every single Drake feature ever
Name a time a feature ruined the track 🤔
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The fact that Jesse Lingard could’ve been in European winning squad, and now he’s just a TikTok dancer with no team, is pretty amusing
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I can’t stop thinking about how good this film was
Across the Spider-Verse is the best film I’ve seen all year, perhaps one of the best ever
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