What’s this!? 😱 Cool tees for plant people! 🥀 Tell your friends!! (Brought to you by @chantchantilly and meee 🖤) #listentoyourplants

Wordle ate my friends

Its got to be somebody's birdie. It must be somebody's birdie. Its got to be somebody's birdie. It’s not mine. 🎶 #birdietweets

So...I googled 'drawerganizer' because it's funny and I want one and wasn't even sure if it was a product or not. Turns out, it sure is. And unfortunately it seems to only be for dudes with chaotic junk. Nuts.

I love.........my friends

I may have just dumped 2 fridge drawers full of old IPAs down the drain, but at least my trash can looks like a party! #drink

Latest improvement to my quality of life: eating ice cream out of insulated mugs. #foreverfrozen #meltsinyourmouth #notinyourmug

I love this. 💙 Artists draw Japanese mythical creature Amabie to ward off epidemic 🎨

Has WFH made anyone else revert back to dressing like a tween in the 90s?

Hey lockdown friends, I've formatted a handful of my posters into printable coloring sheets for all of you stuck at home with stir crazy kids or who just want a relaxing break from the news: https://t.co/DePALeGW8G

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“Are you negotiating the past?” #teenagers

UNEXPECTED BANANA #unexpectedbanana #thisisforresearch

Welp. At least there’s this? 🦇 Fruit bat quarters are coming in February 💰

There are more spiders in my Christmas decorations than in my Halloween decorations ☹️

Does your phone also tell you weird things seemingly out of the blue like what 🧐

🎶 I must have been drunk, but it’s over now 🎶

“What’s the third ingredient in a volcano?” “Lava?”

But then you grab the bottle, and you realize that it’s not detergent at all, you idiot? You’ve mistakenly purchased a comically large bottle of fabric softener? Good fucking job, you. 😑

Ever go to do laundry and run out of detergent mid-pour? And also are you really good at keeping stock of this shit so you totally have another bottle on hand? And you’re like, THIS IS THE MOMENT I HAVE PREPARED FOR!!!