Current state. #amreading #amparenting

Don't ask questions. Just keep typing before the kids wake up! #AmWriting #AmParenting

When your kids switch interests from "Bluey" to "Wishenpoof." #AmParenting

Going a little old school this evening in our house. 🙄 #amparenting #momlife

So this is apparently how the 3yo drinks out of a cup now. Yes, we're at a restaurant. #AmParenting

Me, a former music major, overhearing my 3yo innocently singing a perfect, chromatic scale. #AmParenting

My youngest decided to try an experiment... What happens when you throw a train at the TV. Well, I guess we know now 😭 #amparenting

How is Quarantine day infinity and one going? Well, for some reason my 6 y/o is walking around saying “Low-Fat Mayo” and it’s making my 2 y/o SUPER mad so she’s screaming at him....and I really don’t know how to parent this particular situation. #AmParenting #HelpMe

Well... what can I say... 😍😍😍. Not one but two awards! Be still my stereotypical African heart 🤣🤣!! Today is a good day, a pizza day (his favorite ) lol. Very proud of this young man! #amparenting #parenting

When your children have Teacher Work Day and prank email you 🤯 #amparenting #kidlit

This picture of my daughters and the dog helping out in the garden is so wholesome that I just might die. 🥰💀 #AmParenting

I never thought I would be this excited about the arrival of a shipment consisting of line items such as "Princess Twilight Sparkle Soft Plush" and "My Little Pony Friendship Castle," but here we are. #AmParenting

4yo asked for coffee this morning so I gave her about an inch of half coffee and half milk, with sugar. She's been carrying it around all day. I don't know if she's actually consumed any. #AmParenting

#TheBestMostAwfulJob part 7: The Absence by Emily Morris. "But sometimes [single parenthood] is lonely and frightening and incredibly tough." #motherhood #amparenting #SingleParent #books @_katherine_may_ @eandtbooks

The youngest is backsliding in the potty-training department today. I have to keep reminding myself: taking ownership of your own bodily functions is actually a pretty huge leap in responsibility when you're 3. #AmParenting

3yo borrowed one of my headscarves, put it on Rambo-style, and started climbing up the shower wall. She's never even seen Rambo. #AmParenting #GonnaNeedALotOfBodyBags

My girls have started watching a show where each episode just consists of the parents playing some really cool, fun, creative make-believe game with the kids. Hello inadequacy, my old friend. #AmParenting

Welp… I wasn’t using it anyway #amwriting #amparenting #DadLife

Everyone “Start’n the new year off with a bang” doing amazing things already, and I’m stuck here in holiday purgatory while schools stay closed until mid-friggen-January! #amnotwriting #amparenting

I think there are two types of parents: Those who lied and swore more before they had kids and those who lie and swear more now that they have kids. I'm the latter. How about you? #amparenting #momswritersclub #momlife