Rube Goldberg Redshift Recovery Machine. It's like the Windows installer ETA. #fail #sysadminthings

Rituals of the brave 🕺💻🔥 #DevLife #DeployDance #TechHumor #CodeLife #SysAdminThings #ServerLife #SSDNodes

TIL: Do not trust "cat" ! https://t.co/AptgOW1Leg thx to @mattiasgeniar #infosec #sysadminthings

Installation and media https://t.co/rwud9pcArq

That moment when you find students using Google Docs as a chat room... using white text! 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️ #k12 #studentsafety #cybersafety #sysadmin #sysadminthings #itadmin #itproblems

Preparing your computer, Step 1: Pick a distro https://t.co/Mo5dQVx3SD

A Brief Guide to Starting Your Career as a Linux Sysadmin https://t.co/dtffowgIZb

Pwning Tomorrow: An Anthology of Short Fiction from the Electronic Frontier https://t.co/vbmlaWlaEX

When your employee lets their password expire and then claims to have "not remembered" seeing all the Windows expiry notifications as well as the emails our system sends at 7 days, 3 days, and 1 day before it expired.... #sysadmin #sysadminthings #LifeOfAnITGuy

Even if I felt useless at work, at least I now have *ALL* my @docker containers setup with a restart policy now. #WINNING #SysadminThings

Coworker: As a project drags on, the standards for success decrease. Now, we're happy we didn't blow a breaker. #SysadminThings #FuckMyLife

Follow the sun.. Or some shit. Can't wait to get relieved and get off station. Hopefully <=130minutes left #SysadminThings #FuckMyLife

Using “history | grep [something]”? Try ctrl+R instead (thanks @timaschew!) #bash #sysadminthings

RT@aditya_RSH: Install itu mudah, configure itu mudah. Yang susah itu troubleshoot nya.. *sigh* *SysAdminThings*

Using exec-sync for node? Replace it with sync-exec ASAP. Way more reliable eg for curl-based testing #nodejs #npm #testing #sysadminthings

Having fun routing a VM https://t.co/GEyQ9uZZEP #sysadminthings #linux #foreveralone

Nothing like casually cleaning your home server to see a flashing orange light in your RAID array, only to find out that your monitoring failed and you had no idea. Hopefully I don't lose another hard drive while this dead one is out for an RMA! #SysAdminThings

It's not necessary to conduct a turing test on new hires to ensure they're not robots. #SysAdminThings

The mediocrity of the #development code I deal with is starting to impact my real life. #SysadminThings

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