We could all use a little more self-care in our lives—whether it's a moment to relax or a quick "spa session." So, treat yourself to some self-care whenever you can, even if it’s just soaking in some pasta steam for a few seconds. 😜 You deserve it! #SpaDay #RelaxationFail

👉🛁🦈We’re gonna need a bigger bath! 😂 #DeanSays #Comedy #BubbleBath #SharkAttack #UnexpectedSurprises #RubADubDub #JokeOfTheDay #SelfCareGoneWrong #RelaxationFail #SharksNeedSpaDaysToo #TubShark #JawsSuds #Jaws #RubberSharky Hanging On With Hitchcock https://t.co/igpcsijXCS

I didnt think my fingers were capable of typing =vlookup() on a weekend #relaxationfail

I never want to see another beach again. Oh shit. I live in Santa Monica. Right next to the beach. #relaxationfail

Collapsing exhausted onto the couch. And realizing I have no wine or beer #relaxationfail

Just tried charvassa-ing at the beach. Instead I wound up thinking about drowning. #relaxationfail

I love Sunday ambient music on KALW SF, but sometimes it sounds like the background music in American Horror Story. #relaxationfail

Show me a movie I've never seen, I said. It'll be escapist fun, I said. #JudgeDredd #RelaxationFail

I was trying to take a nap when all the fireworks started going off #relaxationfail

And yet, I'm at work. #relaxationfail

This bath bomb looks like pee. sparkly-pee. #RelaxationFail http://t.co/kReQYgtxIu

Got a massage yesterday. Dude spent ages working on my occasionally stiff neck. Now feels bruised and I can't turn my head. #relaxationfail

Was going to try to go to bed early tonight. Instead, I edited three interviews & prepped four blog posts. #RelaxationFail

The steam almost KILLED me! I couldn't breathe. #RelaxationFAIL

The gas being passed in the nail salon right now is as lethal as North Koreas nuclear weapons. #relaxationfail

On calls and responding to emails at 6am does not a vacation day make. #relaxationfail

Have given up on fitting weekly review into my schedule at the office after 6 mos of trying. Sunday afternoon it is! #GTD #relaxationfail

Tried to make calming herbal tea, but pilot light didn't go on - almost exploded apartment. #relaxationfail

Left knitting at work. #relaxationfail

hate when you're doing a relaxation technique, only to suddenly jump awake like something's attacked you #relaxationfail