Someone has to do it #commute #NJT #paycheckfactory #holidayfriday

There isn’t enough free bad #coffee #paycheckfactory

I am playing the SOUNDS OF SILENCE loudly in my office #paycheckfactory

My answer to most questions today at the #PaycheckFactory

Free Iced #Coffee is one of the few benefits from working at the #PaycheckFactory

Well that worthless Market Update was 60 minutes of my life I won't get back #PaycheckFactory Image by @grok

There are those days and from all indications so far, today is going to be one of those days #commute #paycheckfactory

Still WFH thanks to the Voodoo Office Water Leak #paycheckfactory

I had to let someone go today. Addition by Subtraction #PaycheckFactory

Gen Z Employee: "Morning Boss. Not going to be able to come in today. Ate some bad bacon last night." Me: "Maybe cook it next time ? 🤔 #PaycheckFactory

Just saw the EMTs run into the back of the #PaycheckFactory towards accounting. I guess someone must have noticed I turned in an expense account

Nothing like walking into a situation where you know the pin has been pulled already on the office hand grenade and you still have to try and stop it #PaycheckFactory cu

I really don't appreciate interlopers from another floor asking me questions and then asking me to actually get up from desk to show them how to find the secret staircase and all BEFORE coffee.... #paycheckfactory

Just walked past the Wellness Room here at the #PaycheckFactory and I heard multiple voices and some laughing...... #hmmmmmm

Here I thought the most religious thing my young team was capable of was yelling Goddamn It at each other but now 4 of them are too upset about the passing of the Pope to come in to work today #paycheckfactory #PopeFrancis

#WorkPSA - if the Boss knows you went to a 3 Bottle of Wine client dinner last night, don't call in "not feeling well" - especially if you aren't the Producer on the account #PaycheckFactory

I am so sick of hearing "I woke up not feeling well so I am going to work remote" from All of my younger employees. When I was their age (now I am calling myself old) you had to be certifiably DEAD to call out sick. #PaycheckFactory #ImHere

I am not allowed to say it at work but there is one member of my team that I would like to tie to the end of a long rope and drag through a cactus filled desert behind a horse running like it's tail is on fire #PaycheckFactory #GrokThat

Me talking to my employees #PaycheckFactory

The @NYRangers might have more focus on their defensive structure than I have on my job today and that's pretty pathetic #NYR #LGR #PaycheckFactory