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@harryxvenn

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Couldn’t resist the homosexual urge to post a picture in my new glasses 🤓
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Does anyone else feel that in this lockdown they are just ‘existing’. During the first lockdown I feel I perused things I wouldn’t usually get time to do. But this time I find myself sitting around, passing time, waiting to go back to bed only to do the same thing again tomorrow.
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Bit hot init* *38 degrees to be precise
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Body sponsored entirely by 75p Lidl protein yoghurts
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Can you tell I’ve just watched ‘The Tinder Swindler’
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Can confirm it tastes as good as it looks. Oh yeah the cake was nice too
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Instagram (close friends) saw it first
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Insta saw it first, but Twitter deserves it too.
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Morning glow ✨
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My funerals on Friday.
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Imagine if you all find out the headline act at Manchester Pride is Jess Glynne
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Guess who now has the confidence to get his arms out in public.
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Payday today so who needs a Pay Pig? 🐷
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oh hi there
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Keeping it cute and classy ✌🏻
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Is there actually anybody in the bottom 99% of OnlyFans?
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Haven’t seen the sun for far too long. Any paler and I swear I’d match the colour of the walls in my flat.
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Sportswear, but make it gay.
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God works fast, but the Etsy gays work faster
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Enjoying my new glasses, I’d even go as far to say they’re spec’tacular 🥽
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Sweat sesh complete - now time to crash.
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Ten year challenge - ageing like fine wine
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@JoshEHargreaves
Josh Hargreaves
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Ten year challenge: 18 - 28
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Morning Twitter x
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Turning 29 in Switzerland, a country where the landscape is more dramatic than me 🇨🇭
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At the rate my tits are growing I’m sure to be a page 3 girl by the time I’m 40
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Forever be truthful to yourself and your fans
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Singapore - Day 1 (I have never sweated so much in my life)
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@will_marsden The only thing I like about this picture is the Terrys Chocolate Orange
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Having gays on Instagram is seeing the same Drag brunch from every possible angle.
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My face may not be ready for British summer time but at least my body is getting there.
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Me after one sit up:
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I’m 6ft btw.
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First workout of 2021, completed it m8
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I think it’s very easy for people who currently live with their family or significant other to judge those who are travelling across country tonight to be with loved ones so they don’t have to spend this festive period alone.
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I haven’t got some cute story to tell you all, because I’m lonely af. But what I’ve learnt from all your tweets is that if I pester someone for long enough and risk getting myself a retraining order, then they might actually end up liking me…
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Inari NOT Briana .
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Couples… don’t all speak at once but… how did you meet your other half? Indulge me I’m a romantic!
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Nights are finished with and feel like death, I just want my bed back.
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Sweaty Betty post cardio
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One of the girls at work hates it when I post pictures like this, but then again, she’s not my target audience...
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How are you meant to find a significant other to tell you that you look pretty multiple times a day when half the people on dating apps are in open relationships or are ‘just visiting’??
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After spending the day at the spa, you could say I’m less Harry Venn, more Harry Zen right now ✨
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Enough now?
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@heyjaeee
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Not enough half naked gays in speedos on my TL today for me
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I thought that one day soon a guy would come into into my life and change it for the better, but turns out it was an air fryer which would do that instead.
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- I’ll tell my friends that the reason I’m late is because of the trains. - The real reason is the fact I was taking 155 pictures of myself but from slightly different angles.
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Just sent my first 🟢 tweet, how very random of me 😈
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Remembering this one time I went round to a guys house and my suggestion for Netflix & Chill was The Vicar of Dibley??
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No Sunday scaries for me xox
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Had my haircut today and wanted to show you all xox
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Guys on dating apps: “I’m a top if it comes to that” or “I’m a bottom if it comes to that” Me on dating apps: “I’m a disappointment if it comes to that”
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The space theme wasn’t for everyone, but I think I rock-et 🚀
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Was making the most of hot girl summer
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@lollyfitz13
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I think it's about time we all quote retweet with a photo of when we knew our bodies were hot this year
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I recently came across this image from 5 years ago and I genuinely didn’t realise/had forgotten how skinny (or probably underweight) I was. It’s nice to reflect and realise what a positive impact both physically and mentally focussing on your health, fitness and diet can have.
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So this guy that I was dating really liked BBQ flavoured Pringles (I’m more of a prawn cocktail gal myself), so I bought him a tube for when he visited which he didn’t eat. Now I’ve got a tube of Pringles which taunts me every time I go into the cupboard.
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Want to use Twitter more and to be vain as fuck I want more followers. 😏 So be nice and follow me and I’ll give you a kiss 😘
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Denim-clad Dad.
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He wanted to be tall like me, I made his dreams come true.
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Every drama queen needs their headshots right?
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Does this count?
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@blendz_marley
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Pictures of you without yo face go ! 📸 no face no case !!!
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Post-gym pic but make it gay ✌🏻
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Him: “you hung?” Me: “yeah hung up on a guy who barely even knows I exist”
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Cause of death: this night shift.
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In a land Hvar, Hvar away…
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‘Tis the season of giving (me attention) 🎄
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I can be your skater boy, you’d never say see you later boy.
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One concern about moving flats is not knowing whether my bathroom lighting will ever be this kind to me again?
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It’s debatable…
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@Creat1ve
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Are your thighs big? 👀
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After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.
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When I was in senior school I was bullied for being a “posh c*nt” due to the way I spoke. However, after moving to London I soon realised it wasn’t so much me that was posh, more the fact most people in Essex don’t know how to speak properly.
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What’s an insult you’ll never forget?
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I’m starting to run out of meaningful captions for these shameless progress pics.
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What can I say, dessert is one of my favourite food groups
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Santa Claus talking about his mode of transport to Mrs Claus
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Self care isn’t always pretty.
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I haven’t been on a date with a guy in about 5 months and haven’t actually dated a guy in over 6 months - and let me tell you it has been the most peaceful and least dramatic 5 months in a long time.
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I heard Twitter is no longer cropping photos so ill be using it to its full potential.
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A picture from 2018, 2019, 2020 and 2021 - looks like I found my jawline again.
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@todd_tjc
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A picture from 2018, 2019, 2020 and 2021 🥲😌
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It must be horrible being a straight guy. Imagine not being able to drink cocktails because you always go out with the lads and fragile masculinity means you have to drink piss coloured pints.
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Fairy Godmother has reportedly turned down a performance at King Charles III’s coronation. She said “she’s holding out for a hero”.
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My dementia patient every five minutes:
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Ready for Santa 🎅🏻
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I have a date tomorrow and I’m really not feeling myself.
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Throwback to 2017 when the only thing that could make me naturally smile was a Nandos
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Sunny weather means the return of shit shirts ☀️
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Completing two workouts in one day whilst being ill was a hard task
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Can’t quite believe it. Managed to achieve 75% on my Dissertation which means I’ll be graduating my MSc in Cardiorespiratory Nursing with a Distinction!!
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One of the most random times of my life was last year when I decided to eat some uncooked potato (apparently this is very bad for you) which gave me food poisoning and wiped out all my good gut flora which resulted in me being dairy intolerant for over two months.
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Sunday morning sweat session 💪🏻
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Call me Mystery Inc. the way I keep getting ghosted
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Found out this morning that Lidl have had the audacity to increase their prices to 85p?!
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Trying not to remind myself that I’m meant to be on 10 days annual leave right now. But instead will be working all the way through it. 🦠
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Before you ask, it’s an ASOS original #fashioninfluencer
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I will forever be impressed by the unwavering straight faced nature of the British public. Just had some woman on the tube announce to me how much she would like to suck my c*ck. Not even a single smirk, giggle or eyebrow raise from my fellow commuters.
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Had to squeeze one last holiday in, winter is coming.
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How it started How it’s going April 2020 October 2020
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Does anybody else find themselves naked infront of the mirror thinking ‘how can anybody find this attractive’ or is it just me?
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