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Harry Heymann 🥑

@harryh

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I turn beer into software. To be honest I don't drink or code much anymore these days, but I'm trying to hold onto my youth.

New York, NY
Joined August 2006
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@harryh
Harry Heymann 🥑
10 years
"Congrats?" is my favorite phrase of our modern world. The question mark is key.
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Definitely a @GMHikaru fan.
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Properly designed bike lanes can also speed up response times by emergency vehicles.
@atllam
Andrew
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@jmf_5 my favorite from that weekend:
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I'm convinced we could pay off our entire federal debt if we put the richest guy in the world in charge of finding ways to save money for a few months.
@bennyjohnson
Benny Johnson
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I’m convinced we could pay off our entire national debt by doing 3 simple things: 1. Ban all non-citizens from welfare programs 2. Strict, enforceable work requirement for EBT/SNAP/Section 8 3. Mass prosecute welfare fraud with federal prison time for stealing from taxpayers
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@harryh
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@allimooney @DoorDash_Help @subaru_usa I emailed back the lawyer who sent me his client's prenuptial agreement.
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@allimooney @DoorDash_Help @subaru_usa This man is now my hero.
@semafor
Semafor
3 days
🟡 NEW: The man at the heart of a mixup that rippled through global political journalism in the final days of the New York mayoral campaign was neither “falsely claiming” to be former Mayor Bill de Blasio, nor a “de Blasio impersonator.” https://t.co/i2ML5nFjQz
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Harry Heymann 🥑
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Um, what happened to @argv0's twitter account? Can someone at twitter fix what I assume is a hack. Or just delete it maybe. Super weird to see a dead man's account pretending to be a celebrity. (cc @nikitabier)
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@harryh
Harry Heymann 🥑
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Me: the baseball game went 18 innings last night! @alicetiara: How many do they normally go 12? Me: 9! You don't know how many innings are in a baseball game? @alicetiara: Literally why would I care about that? How many fashion collections are there in a year?
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Harry Heymann 🥑
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@allimooney @DoorDash_Help @subaru_usa Should I email him back and get the agreement with Lydia modified? How much should she get in alimony?
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Harry Heymann 🥑
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I don't have a problem with House of Dynamite's ending. I do have a problem with the fairly obvious plot hole. Five minutes with @ChatGPTapp suggests some worthwhile possibilities for fixing it. It's almost weird this doesn't happen at this point.
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@harryh
Harry Heymann 🥑
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The very uncomfortable feeling of hosting a party with a fair number of rambunctious kids and then finding what appears to be a yanked out wall anchor the next day. But having no idea where it came from.
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@harryh
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12 days
The modal story trying to connect water usage by data centers to larger problems around water is full of lies. This one by the @nytimes is no exception. Should be embarrassing for @paulmozur and @emiliano_mega but they probably don't care.
@AndyMasley
🌽👻 Andy Corn Maze-ley 🎃🌽
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This new article from the NYT is one of the most blatant misrepresentations of the AI water issue I've seen. A ton of pictures and close-ups of faucets run dry and people suffering from drought, with a subtitle saying "When Microsoft opened a data center in central Mexico last
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@nilocobau @taylortrule TBH, not sure what to say about this one at all. But it clearly deserves a place in this thread.
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vucommodores.com
Chandler Bing
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@harryh
Harry Heymann 🥑
18 days
I know this story is about weird young people and not weird old people but I can't help but think about maybe the best part about One Battle After Another: The Christmas Adventurers Club. It's not just that these people suck. It's also that they're fucking weirdos.
@politico
POLITICO
18 days
EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat. Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
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@harryh
Harry Heymann 🥑
24 days
The gerontocracy ruins everything.
@luismbat
Luis Batalha
25 days
Age of Nobel Laureates by Category (1901–2025)
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@harryh
Harry Heymann 🥑
24 days
It happened years ago, but apparently I got an academic journal to issue a correction for an elementary math error. I never noticed until today when someone e-mailed me out of the blue to tell me. 1) https://t.co/6trro6vlfg 2)
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Corrigendum on: Silverstein SM, Wang Y, Roché MW. Base rates, blindness, and schizophrenia. Front Psychol. 2013 Apr 3;4:157. doi: 10.3389/fpsyg.2013.001...
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@harryh
Harry Heymann 🥑
26 days
The fact that @resy won't let you make a cocktail reservation before a dinner reservation is just so embarrassingly uncivilized.
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@harryh
Harry Heymann 🥑
26 days
@NYPD1Pct Also the plates on this vehicle are unregistered. So that's pretty weird too. Wish I had noticed the lack of registration sticker and taken a picture of the VIN.
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@harryh
Harry Heymann 🥑
26 days
Today, apparently, @NYPD1Pct has decided that it’s fine for Federal officers to drive around ghost cars. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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