Harper River
@harperist
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Fantasy author, fantastic person, currently working on my debut novel
Joined March 2025
So incredibly sorry to flood the feed with this, the holidays are a hard time and this is my sole means of income. Please spread the word if you can, I absolutely appreciate any referrals! 🩷 Here for questions/quotes! ✍️
A full list of the discounted editing services so far! I am a former literary agent who has previously interned with a couple of agencies. I am also an agented author who has successfully been through the query trenches twice. I have helped close 200 authors so far 1/3 #querying
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I actually like Paul Dano. He's brilliant in BBC's War and Peace.
Quentin Tarantino says 'There Will Be Blood' would've had a chance to be his greatest film of the 21st century if it didn't have Paul Dano in it "it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest
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the concept of the crabeater seal that does not eat crabs.
The teeth of the crabeater seal evolved to filter water in order to eat antartic krill. Despite their name, they do not eat crabs.
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looks cute until you find out these birds probably see the humans as their mates. the human cannot fulfill that role and it breaks the bird's heart.
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I thought the person in this video is the "can't prove it" guy.
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making Cars 2
Worst decisions/mistakes in human history: (1) The Mavericks trading Luka Doncic (2) Adam and Eve eating from the forbidden tree (3) The British wearing bright red coats in the American Revolution (4) Fast and Furious 9 (6) The Taco Bell Seafood Salad (7) Japan attacking Pearl
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I was chased by all three. I still remember my aunt shouting, "Stop running, stop running!" when a dog chased me.
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Seriously, why do you make fun of Ariana Grande? Don't you think you might later feel bad if it's revealed she's dying but hiding it from the public?
Get your ass on the treadmill porky
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What do evolution deniers think about dogs? If all species were created in a fixed state, shouldn’t a wolf’s pups always look like wolves? Or if they accept that Maltipoos are domesticated wolves, doesn’t that just mean wolves have... evolved into Maltipoos?
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He heard the bad news
What happened in 2015.
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It's really obvious to me that the people who made this video set the trap.
Thank you for releasing this poor animal from the trap 🙏…. to the person who set the trap ~ you are SCUM!! 😡
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don't give them ideas
books are so cool because there are NO FUCKING ADS IN THEM
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There's nothing historically inaccurate about this picture.
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I wish I was a monster. By “monster,” I don’t mean a despicable human being. I just think life would have been easier if I had eight hands and could breathe fire.
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I actually do ctrl+x and then ctrl+z instead of ctrl+c.
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I'd rather not own that book at all than have a series with mismatched heights on my shelf.
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Every time I see horses, I get sad because I think we don't love them as much as they deserve.
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"Kill your darlings" is writing advice. "Kill your characters" is also writing advice. "Kill your editor" is a crime. Important distinction.
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