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My wife is genuinely my biggest blessing ever ibr

Different feeling when it’s for yourself

Got taxed an extra £2k by HMRC. Rebate got me eating good fr

Raising ducks tho, this may fix it

Life has taken away my funny. Now we just doing wake up n sleep only

It’s almost biscoff deserts season

Daytime tv when nobody’s home is oddly comforting

Updating your age on socials is acc quite depressing

If you don’t clean the glasses first in your house, I know they be stinking every time you go for a sip🤢

Nah my grandparents used to go to any of the sick grand kids house with pack of lucazade original as if it’s some miracle cure. I miss my Nana man :(

"Free for a quick call? Easier to explain on the phone."

Can chipotle be halal pls, why do I work 5 mins away from it for it to tease me like this :/

Update: I’m from Golapganj, Sylhet😎.

As Monday as it gets this morning

Melatonin are the best snack

Almost every subway combination tastes the same. Still slaps tho

I cleared out my freezer and lab bench of samples today. Felt like the last day of the school year in primary when you clear your cupboard and take home a bag of your class work 😂

I have my 2nd graduation in a couple weeks and I legit cba to go. Haven’t even rented a gown or cap or anything

Twitter genuinely the only social media I properly use, it dies, I go back to not existing online. Tempting tbh