according to my calculations, it be like that sometimes

a brain is basically just a wadded up wet tshirt

Lowkey wanna have a link up where we all sit on that rainbow paraschute thing from elementary and tell eachother what makes us sad and hug one another 😩 make like a app for it too where we can check back in on stuff said in the parachute circle 🥺 in mad cities .. how

A little late but @juliothesquare HBO special ‘My favorite shapes’ is everything I like in a thing.

if you ever littered apologize

rt if u miss pangaea

*falling asleep to the sound of sheets of ice sliding off of my roof*

Oh shit waddup.

This kimchi ramen burns almost as good as my UTI

Did campus bars for the first time last night, questioning how this is a sustainable life style. Feeling crusty.

Oregon is bae.

Oh god. Just received my first syllabus via email, this is not happening...

My aunt- "Now I know about Frank Ocean and swaggy, and last time I was here I learned take me to church!"

My uber home from PDX cost more than all my uber rides in Lisbon. #notstoked

Ya girl is back in Oregon!

Nothing's worse than when people clap when the plane lands.

Today I am 7,693 days old

Sitting at my gate doing my makeup using my iPhone camera. Not to shabby, the woman across from me is entertained.