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@hannahrvjacob
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the rockies shot on my dusty nikon D3100
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People rly in the comments saying spray tans are equivalent to blackface but forget that there’s white people who are tan, just because someone wants a darker complexion doesn’t mean they want to be black. Y’all are weird, you can’t claim the whole spectrum of skintone after pale
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@sammmanthaaaa_ The link LITERALLY SAYS ‘alphabetically kidnapping” they don’t even try to hide it at this point
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About to go steal from Heaven, y’all want anything?
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Holy SHIT
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Uhhhhh you mean 44 nick 45 Disney and 46 CN?
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Real ones remember channel 53, 54,& 55 💀
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The general public vs spring breakers
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As a member of the female population in Buffalo, we do not recognize these people as examples of our society. i send them over to Syracuse, see if they’ll take them
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What we NOT gonna do is put this piece of shit in front of bills logos. That enough
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Florida gunman who killed 2 gamers had history of mental illness
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@dogfightin2 @OGSnowLazarus it looks like it provides mental enrichment and a stress free environment. i have to agree
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unpopular opinion: threesomes are whack and I’m not gonna sit there and watch my man have sex w someone right in front of me. y’all must really hate yourselves
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so you’re telling me my nudes got spread all over highschool like a plague and i got bullied for years just for bitches to be naked on twitter and get praised! I’m sick!
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Girl you’re a lot hotter when you don’t speak
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If you don’t have napkins in your glovebox you weren’t raised right
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@hannahrvjacob
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@AnimalLiquidate @Stoneburrner @dogfightin2 @OGSnowLazarus Doesnt it get boring being so fucking miserable all the time
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I miss the og canalside concerts, taking the metro downtown, pregaming on the train tracks, looking bad as hell in the summer, every white boy had a basketball jersey on, kids climbing the street signs, blacking out when we had school in the AM
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Fortnite is like that girl your boyfriend was friends with before you started dating and never stopped being close with him, and at first u didn’t wanna be crazy and have him cut her off but now she’s getting too close calling him honey texting him at peculiar hours of the night
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Look i have nothing against frat guys but i met the BIGGEST assclown last night, all 5’5 of him tried kicking me out of his house because i wouldn’t give him MY alcohol LMAO “tHiS iS mY hOuSE” ok broke ass buy your own white claws
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hey so i thought it would be time for me 2 join in this #bodyposi train, this first picture is me my fresh yr of uni, struggling with my image inflicted by a guy who told me my size “wasn’t ideal”. I was 120 lbs & hated myself, on the right is 155 and i fuckin love myself!
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this is how I’m built
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Okay shooting my shot here but i posted this picture almost a year ago on insta and didn’t get the recognition it deserved. New era and downtown buffalo are 13 miles apart and look how close they look
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aye you know what fucking blows about you people, my dads sick as fuck & he is not doing well at all & i can’t go see or take care of him or even go home because of this shit & you still want to complain you can’t hit on Brad after 10 pm. I have to fucking laugh or else I’ll cry
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is there anyone else out there who’ve been having exTREMELY vivid dreams the last few nights
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Can y’all stop reposting this before my boyfriend leaves my fat ass
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do y’all remember these bad boys
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Why do companies test on animals when we could be testing on convicted rapists
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@rickihly @stripeslide @HortsSoBad @herroconhache @TirednTrying @zachsilberberg hey, survivor here, not to be that guy but the word does have a tendency to cause triggers. also it should be common knowledge that ‘having sex with minors’ is always rape, legally and literally, without having to say it
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y’all stay wanting boobs until u have to deal with •immense boob sweat/goo •shirts that fit you? Try again •sexual harassment no matter what •working out? strap them hoes down with duct tape or something idk •riding a dick? give it 6 seconds till ya neck/back/skin hurts
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dear highschool girls in relationships http://t.co/JpuoGtEPZn
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Now that the holidays are over i think an essential countdown in everyone’s life is the 75 days till St Patrick’s day!!!!!!!!🍀🍀🍀
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@1800HotMilf me, not knowing Spanish and looking through the replies for a translation
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School shooter is held to the ground and handcuffed instead of being shot on the spot for killing 17 children.... sounds about white
@JoshOnAir
JC- “Questionable Call” on ESPN WP
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This photo of the suspect was just provided to me by a member of law enforcement. Cruz is wearing his ROTC shirt. #Parkland #NicolasCruz
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The rage that’s boiling inside women nationally is dangerous and I’m fucking here for it
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In middle school a guy didn’t want to date me because i lived in a middle class home so now i have permanent anxiety when guys with money show interest in me. I don’t have crystalline water glasses I’m sorry you have to deal with souvenir glass brewery cups
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You ever crave swimming? Like i want my whole body submerged in some 75 degree water right now. i wanna go underwater and pretend to be a sting ray. winter sucks huge dong
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How it started How it’s going
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IM SICK OF WORKING TO SURVIVE I’m sick of wasting my good years at a desk I’m sick of watching my days go by through a window while sitting under fluorescent office lighting doing mindless tasks I’m sick of having to work just to see tomorrow why can’t we just exist
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@hannahrvjacob
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@Killjoy4014 @ch1w33th3d0g @GorjeePorjee @treenineteen im totally the other way around like the entire religion of christianity idk man but jesus was definitely a real brown guy with a great attitude with a lot of love in his heart and was primarily an anti capitalist with great morals. we could all learn a thing or two from big J
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Adults who are obsessed with Disney are so fucking weird
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For Disneyland enthusiasts, the thrill is gone. The park is closed. The magic is missing. How to keep going when the “Happiest Place on Earth” is closed? “I’ve been watching videos of Disneyland parades on YouTube and crying,” Stacey Major, a 32-year-old teacher said.
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@jcolebrand @buggirl this is such an interesting point
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anxiety fucking sucks when you genuinely enjoy being around people. shit just creeps up on you and swallows you whole
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i love driving drunk people home. Puke in my backseat, cry to me the whole way home, i don’t care. It’s never worth it to drive impaired. I don’t care who you are, call me if you ever need a ride
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some 40 lbs ago
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i feel so fucking stupid and ugly and pitiful when i ask people to take pictures of me like it’s such a hassle but i will always do it for other people? God forbid i want to dress up and try to look pretty to feel good about myself
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I am Blacking Out For Betty tonight
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sorry for selfies two days in a row.................
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Only West Seneca West kids know about Mr. Conforti, the wisest, sweetest man west has ever been blessed with
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I miss when i would smoke weed in highschool and everything felt fun and life was an adventure because now when i smoke weed at 22 i get paranoid that my organs aren’t working
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@tolaniiiiiiiiii @rocketbunnyxx have you sat down and tried to study it or is it too difficult for you to conceptualize at surface level. It is thousands of years old used by a plethora of civilizations. it makes sense
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girls b like “love yourself you shouldn’t be intimidated by other women!” yet my bfs pornhub search results say he’s definitely not looking at a 5’5 chubby 19 year old girls so u tell me
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appreciate yellow
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shiT who’s trying to save my life today
@ghonetv
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Suck women’s breasts to stop cancer – Expert | More here: #StarrNews #GHOneNews
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some creep at my job was accused of sexual harassment by 5+ female employees and they didn’t fire him, just moved him to another store. Unreal
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we should all collectively post our buttholes on our twitter stories so it gets banned and removed
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If i took a shot every time i saw a plow tonight in west sen i would be sober.
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@colleen_ryan @OGTREEZ @NiykeeHeaton People die all over the world every day and have been since humans came to be so A.) that’s irrelevant and B.) she blatantly lied and made a sob story about it and got caught, no one said she was mean her ass is just store bought lmao
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@bIondiewasabi the accuracy......
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my dick appointment turned into a weekly subscription and now Im getting bills tickets with his military discount 😞
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those Demi lovato memes really aren’t funny man we lost way too many artists to drugs just for us to treat one that lived through it like this. y’all disrespect the dead everyday making jokes about drug abuse. remember that next time u wanna cry about Mac
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Y instagram gotta put the "so and so and 409 others liked this" and have tHAT SO AND SO be the ONE name u don't wanna see liking the pic lol
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i got pulled over last night for not having my lights on, i didn’t have my license on me, i was stoned, i gave him about a gram, proceeded to tell the officer that i drive high all the time and drove off without a ticket. swear on my life
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once you've slept next to someone you really adore sleeping alone is just not the same
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well might as well just die now
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@balmainshvm get it wet then pour it on and let it sit
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light play
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675 people died there in 2017 and this shit (manmade lake) is built over cemeteries and whole communities......... we need a documentary
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#BREAKING : Crews at the scene of 2nd reported drowning on Lake Lanier in 24 hours:
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@skincarvr men of taste
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@hannahrvjacob
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@JasmineAGolphin @kcshannonlee1 egg yolk and whites is a fantastic idea honestly
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Today my baby Tupac went to a good home with a nice old lady who needed a friend. After my parents split, my dog wasn’t getting the love and attention he deserved because our family separated. I’ve been dreading this day for weeks and these messages gave me the closure I needed♥️
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for the first time in my life right now I finally saw it as a Buffalo. Wow
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@1AmVillain @honeythiighs @yafavkidyas @Tackyandih8u @AvatarCJ @moon_mamii @sammmanthaaaa_ i blocked the sender and sent this so nobody is blowing up my phone lol
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If you think kissing your child on the lips is disturbing you must have lacked love and attention from your parents and i feel bad for you. Only weirdos sexualize affection from ones parents in the form of kissing. Next
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and y’all better leave him the fUCK ALONE
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PICTURED: Ultra-rare black leopard is caught on camera for the first time in 100 YEARS in Africa
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mfs on unemployment really out here enjoying Labor Day
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@Kyle_Volt @_juanestevez_ @zayy_fenchyy man I’m glad y’all found humor in women being abducted
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It all tastes like shit
all ranch does not taste the same
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its hard nipple season
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Good morning!
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I just saw cops searching someone’s car and the driver was sitting on the side of the road eating a chicken wing
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feed the feed
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You literally can’t compare a terrorist to a drunk person having fun lmao
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hi @sza i did a doodle of you at work i love u 💕🌳🌸🌼
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I can’t tell u what’s more frustrating than when in my first relationship a girl was always texting and hanging out with my bf, the next relationship i found nude pictures of her on my bfs phone, anddddd now she hits on my current boyfriend. What the actual fuck
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My FAVORITE THING is when there's a banger on and you got all the words down when other people fall off, everyone like "dammmn okay okay"
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i hate when you’re too drunk to sleep so you’re stuck in this spinning limbo until your brain decides to settle the fuck down
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My bf never shot his shot at me in highschool, was in an imaginary friend zone, we watched each other go thru bunk ass relationships just 2 fall in love in the end when we loved each other all along :’) u gotta stop looking bc what youre searching for could be right in front of u
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mind your business
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ever wondered what it’s like to turn 21 in quarantine?
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over four thousand people died of cancer from the cleanup and exposure of asbestos and cement and 10k+ are living with mesothelioma from it to this day. you can go ahead and joke all u want but people are literally still dying from it. weirdo behavior
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