Hannah Orenstein
@hannahorens
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Author of MEANT TO BE MINE and others. Deputy Lifestyle Editor at @bustle . More talkative on Instagram: @hannahorens .
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Coming next spring from
@DuttonBooks
! I couldn't find the book I wanted to read, so I wrote it. MAINE CHARACTERS is my love letter to lake life. The vibe:
🌅 rustic New England scenery
🌲The Parent Trap, all grown up
🦞 lobster with Chardonnay
⛵️ boats, barbecues, bonfires
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My boyfriend loves to watch a string of movie trailers instead of an actual movie. He calls it “film tapas.” Film! Tapas!
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At the bar last night, I got guys to buy my book on Amazon instead of buying me drinks.
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Rih slept over at Drake's hotel on Sunday and went to Nobu on Monday wearing his VMAs shirt as a dress. Screaming.
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Harry Styles should have a clothing line called Harry's Styles.
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*spits out coffee*
Exclusive: Plain White T's Song 'Hey There Delilah' Is Being Turned Into a TV Series
@plainwhitets
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GOOD AFTERNOON, MINDY KALING IS HAVING A BABY AND I HOPE THAT BABY IS ME
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Shawn Johnson naming Nastia Liukin as her daughter's godmother 11 years after they competed against each other in the Olympics is making it VERY HARD for me not to tear up this afternoon!!!
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Mamma Mia recordings ranked by how dramatically they belt out, "YES, I've been broken-hearted!"
4. Lily James (2018)
3. ABBA (1975)
2. Meryl Streep (2008)
1. Me (last night, two glasses of wine in)
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Zayn and Gigi are profiled in this piece on gender fluidity because... they borrow each other's clothes sometimes?
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I feel deep fondness for this photo of Kylie Jenner using a scanner for the first time.
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@hannahorens
May we all have the good fortune of looking this hot in our rapper boyfriend's tuxedo shirts at an upscale sushi franchise.
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I would watch a reality show that's like Project Runway but just for publishers' art departments coming up with book covers.
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I've never been more certain of anything in my life. Taylor Swift *IS* hiding in that suitcase.
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A high school senior spotted me wearing my NYU sweatshirt and eagerly asked if I was "going there, too" this fall. Praise skincare!!!!
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Two guys on the L train are reading separate copies the same Haruki Murakami book. They just noticed, shook hands, and exchanged numbers.
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This perfect golden retriever noticed me taking his picture, smiled, and held the pose until I was done. 13/10, would adopt.
@darth
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Danielle Steel has written 179 books, has nine children, and doesn't drink coffee. My jaw is on the floor.
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The one-antlered Harlem deer dying of stress is honestly the most 2016 that has happened all year. Stress!
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Gwen Stefani said it best: This Jake Paul "shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S."
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Aaaand while you’re here, my book PLAYING WITH MATCHES comes out in two days. It would mean the world to me if you pre-ordered it!
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*spits out an entire bottle of rosé* WHAT
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Why does Taylor's new album imagery look like a Forever 21 sale rack graphic tee?
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So this warm feeling of recognition — all the ways I see myself in Hillary — that's the feeling mediocre white men have felt since 1776?
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Oh, Gossip Girl's not "realistic"? Sorry, NOTHING is more realistic than an uptight girl hooking up with a bad boy to a Sum 41 song in 2007.
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Work perk: my
@seventeen
story on
@colesprouse
got blown up 10 feet high on the side of the Hearst Tower.
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They drifted apart for years but ultimately reconnected and rebuilt their friendship. The story is extremely sweet:
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So this is the official uniform of Bitches Who Get Stuff Done.
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Hello! Would you like to see one very good boy wearing one tiny Ugg boot? Then you’re in luck!
@darth
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I love scrolling back through a girl's perfect Instagram to find the exact tipping point she decided to take it more seriously.
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Years after
@lindsaycrouse
and her boyfriend broke up, he got a new girlfriend: Lady Gaga. I love the bravery and optimism in her
@nytimes
piece about it.
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I keep thinking about all the things Meghan had to give up to marry Harry, and I mostly get it. But now she has to wear PANTYHOSE. Forever! I don’t know if I could ever love a man that much.
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All these 2009 photos are reminding me how much sleep our generation lost so we could wake up at 6 a.m. to flat-iron our hair before our 7 a.m. school buses.
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So sorry to hear about yet another wave of layoffs. I'm open to pitches for Bustle's Lifestyle & Wellness verticals, seeking buzzy reported features on cultural/viral trends, subcultures, relationships, mental health, spirituality, food, and more. first dot last at bustle dot com
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Thank god Gossip Girl ended before Ivanka Trump could make her cameo as Blair's mentor/arch-nemesis.
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He's a New York playboy who owns hotels, brags about assaulting women, and wears power ties.
Trump?
No, I'm talking about CHUCK BASS.
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.
@AnselElgort
follows me, so I hope he sees this:
I believe
@itsgabby
. I'm heartbroken for her. She deserves justice, support, and love.
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Playing With Matches has a cover! It's prettier and punchier than I ever could've imagined. I'm obsessed with it and I hope you are, too.
If you pre-order it, I'll love you forever.
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My boyfriend has been working on a birthday surprise with my sister for weeks. Last night, he gave it to me: a printed version of the first “book” I ever wrote as a kid. He knew I wanted to be a published author before 25. He’s incredible.
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I would put up with the rain forever if it means he’ll wear this coat forever 😍
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Ummmm, slightly fangirling that
@tyleroakley
liked my tweet. Here's his v handsome
@seventeen
cover from right after I started working here!
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I’m so sorry to bring this to your attention, but the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants jeans are low-rise.
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Oh, wow, it's "listen to
@ddlovato
's album again for the third time today" o'clock already.
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I'm really disappointed this doesn't mean Soffe shorts with the waistband rolled three times, Havaianas, Hollister camis, and Juicy hoodies.
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One thing I can't stop thinking about:
One day in high school, girls were told to sit in groups of three. A teacher told us to look around — 1 in 3 women are assaulted over the course of their lifetimes.
Where were the boys? What were they learning that day?
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Leo DiCaprio is playing Instagram Boyfriend for Camila Morrone, and that's nice for them, but it kills me that he's using a horizontal shot when she clearly needs a vertical one.
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So cool of a certain female pop star to advocate for political causes now, a year after I tweeted that she should and her publicist called my company to ask if I had a “personal vendetta” against her.
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if you don't tag your friend in six memes before 9 am, are you even friends
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He swore he didn't orchestrate it in advance, but I couldn't be one hundred percent sure, because that's exactly the kind of thing he would do.
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When you're trying to find your best angle for a photo.
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THEORY: the Gossip Girl writers made Dan the ultimate villain because too many of them dated shifty hipster Brooklyn writer dudes. Revenge.
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Lies Gossip Girl told, ranked:
3. New Yorkers attend that many galas.
2. Their hair is that shiny.
1. They all get married in their 20s???
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Troian Bellisario played the long game. From teen TV drama actress to ROYAL WEDDING GUEST.
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This is the MOST iconic concept. I can't wait to show this to a future daughter someday.
Today, we're announcing a very special issue of Teen Vogue, guest-edited by
@HillaryClinton
— the first-ever female Presidential candidate nominated by a major party, a woman who sits at the center of a historic paradigm shift.
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In case this helps any aspiring writers out there... here's just a sliver of the rejections my agent and I received before PLAYING WITH MATCHES sold. Rejection is a part of the process. It's NOT the end of your road.
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Between my sister’s cat and my boyfriend’s dog, I feel so overwhelmed by cute floofs
@darth
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A huge thank you to this extremely nice dude, Wayne from Indiana, who just called me in Maine to tell me he found my Moleskine diary from college on the street in Brooklyn. He is returning it for me because he didn’t want it to get lost. Hello, Midwestern manners!
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@TimHerrera
Sophomore year at NYU (of course it was NYU), I went to a Halloween party at a girl's off-campus apartment and complimented her Persian rug. She said, "Oh, whatever, my parents have dozens of these." Later, a friend told me each rug cost $20,000.
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@saladinahmed
That we're all "boy-crazy."
I so clearly remember looking around my English class, sophomore year of high school, and thinking, "These are my options? Boys who wear sweatpants eight days a week?"
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I achieved everyone’s worst nightmare today — running into an ex (I mean, I *literally* collided with him) — except I was with my boyfriend and my ex was voluntarily wearing a fedora. So.
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My boyfriend is having a work lunch at a restaurant with a separate menu dedicated solely to truffles. Meanwhile, I found some Froot Loops in my office's kitchen.
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Creative writing pitch call! I run a newsletter called Heartbeat that features original short fiction about love. I'm seeking the following pitches:
— A Halloween romance.
— A friends-to-lovers story that takes place at a Friendsgiving celebration.
Plus...
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It's here! My new novel HEAD OVER HEELS is out today!
According to
@OprahMagazine
,
@Cosmopolitan
,
@MarieClaire
,
@bustle
, and more, it's a best book of the season.
To everyone who has made this launch feel so extra special, I can't wait until it's safe to give you a hug!
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Vanessa Hudgens ~ GLOWING ~ in white marabou with a bouncy blowout mere hours after the news of her breakup hits the internet is the energy we all need to carry in 2020.
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My two favorite things on this planet are probably love and Vanderpump Rules, so it was an absurd joy to interview
@stassi
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New York neighborhoods as astrological signs, please discuss.
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My favorite tapas story about my boyfriend is this: This Valentine's Day, he planned a Mamma Mia 2-themed night because he knows it's my favorite movie — ABBA karaoke, an ABBA coffee table book as a gift, Mediterranean food, the works.
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I see a lot of talk about Gigi Hadid's reported pregnancy... but not enough talk about her bagel-inspired birthday cake.
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Seinfeld premiered 30 years ago today on July 5, 1989. It's my family's very favorite show — because of it, our tradition is to say "you're so good-looking" instead of "bless you" when we sneeze. In honor of George Costanza, here's a photo of my family from a few summers back.
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Just to recap:
— men can "grab a pussy" because they're famous
— women who are TOO famous deserve to be assaulted and robbed
OK! Got it.
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Months later, we flew to Barcelona for vacation. Jet-lagged, exhausted, and starving, we stumbled into the first tapas place we found for dinner. I noticed they played a cover from the Mamma Mia soundtrack. And then another. And then another. For two hours.
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I'm so ridiculously excited to share the cover of HEAD OVER HEELS! How fabulous is this? I can't stop staring at it and smiling. This publishes on June 23 and you can preorder it now:
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Set It Up is the most delightful movie I’ve ever seen. And between that and Queer Eye, I have a new theory about entertainment: joy is in?
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Three words, eight letters, say it and I'm yours, xoxo, Gossip Girl, blah blah blah, you saw this episode, too.
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If you don't think astrology is real, go sit down and think about Chuck Bass being a Capricorn.
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One extremely underrated thing about being an adult is the prevalence of CHEESE PLATES. Almost all of my social gatherings now revolve around cheese plates and I could not be happier.
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"I've heard people glumly say they 'just met someone on Tinder' with an almost apologetic tone, as if they're sorry they can't conjure up a sweeter story. But there's magic in that story, too." I wrote about romance, luck, and the internet for
@EliteDaily
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@stfutony
— graduated high school
— moved to New York
— adopted a lil fluff cat
— graduated college
— worked two dream jobs
— fell in love
— published two books
— wrote a third book
... and officially spent more than a decade on this dumb site :(
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So everyone looked fine and great at the Sex and the City premiere.
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I miss how many headbands people wore to Upper East Side parties in 2008.
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For
@bustle
, I'm seeking personal essays and reported features about living with recurring MS. Pitch me at hannah dot orenstein at bustle dot com. Rates begin at $500. Thank you!
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