it's funny seeing this comment in the year of our lord 2025 because 1. no one has said this since 2013 and 2. it's even less relevant now because ai has usurped those jobs anyway and made "learning to code" irrelevant. a thing of beauty, a relic of a distant, equally dumb past

completely irrelevant but mildly amusing fact i just learned: @weatherchannel, for some reason, owns bonk dot com (?????).

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My brother @bankonjustin fucking went *through* it during covid and came out even stronger, simply an icon

literally just did this and was reminded of Simpler Times on-line

The pizza tracker is the greatest thing modern technology has ever done for us.

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I love lying in bed overcooking pizza rolls watching Cutthroat Kitchen and critiquing the chefs’ technique on searing branzino.

Deleting tweets that don’t get enough likes is pathological behavior that I can’t explain but will continue to do.

I’m just gonna say what we’re all thinking: moo deng is a cop.

RT @lydiakauppi: Literally a gold metal performance

RT @NYTGuildTech: NATIONAL RALLY: Today from coast to coast our members are rallying via Zoom. So much of our workforce works remotely and….

I know this debate comes up every holiday season, but it’s okay to leave up your Halloween decorations into February, right?.

Stop doomscrolling and go watch 30 Rock. (Me, I’m the doomscroller).

RT @PunchingCat: let him rest 😩, hes been doing nothing all day

My siblings on the line at the @NYTGuildTech, I wish I could be there standing with you ✊✊✊.

RT @WholesomeMeme:

RT @nyguild: Jason Sobel, @nytimes chief technology officer, claims that in-person collaboration is crucial to the company’s success. But a….