Last call for the purple lover bodysuit 🫶🏻💜💜💜💜 #LondonTSTheErasTour @taylorswift13 @taylornation13

Go click this stupid link and spin a wheel so I can get free cat slippers 💀.

Me: I really need to focus at work today Also me: Hey, I came up with a new design for our half bath, what do you think 💀

Everyone needs to stop what they’re doing immediately and look at Mav’s feet. Thank you for your time.

Not me finally catching up on the eras docuseries after being on a couples trip with my husband and being like wait a min….she DID NOT wear the purple bodysuit on Miami N1 💀 The evidence from my camera roll. Because I would def remember if we matched that night 🤣😭

Buying everything Taylor breathes on isn’t a personality trait but go ahead, little capitalists. Show us your unique sense of self.

Me for two weeks: I never got an order confirmation and it’s been a month. Can you help? Beyonce Support: Me: okay so I guess I’ll contest the charge with my bank then… Support 5 days later: ACTUALLY WE SHIPPED IT. SEE. They shipped the day after I contested the charge….

And Mav’s travel blogger days have come to a close. This pup is pooped. 😴

Everyone’s favorite travel blogger: Maverick.

Just me and my new gator roughing it in Nola. 🐊

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I said my coccyx hurts and my husband didn’t immediately respond with an inappropriate pun, do we think he hates me?

I remember a time when PR boxes were a rare thing that went to a handful of larger influencers in a quiet manner to promote products instead of a popularity contest where people publicly beg for them.

I honestly can't wait for this PR box era to be over. I am so happy for everyone who got one and I love seeing them, but the posts from people begging and lamenting about how they didn't get one are growing tiresome

Not my husband trying to do his physical therapy and this cone dog getting in his face. 🤣💀

I wish my brain would stop doing that thing where I think everyone hates me. Because I def just asked my husband if he was mad at me so many times he probably actually is mad at me now. 🥲

I need everyone to stop using the “ThiS yEAr i’M bUyiNG giFtS foR mE” song on TikTok because it makes me want to gouge out my own eardrums, thanks.

My entire personality personified in one bag

Strange. That definitely doesn’t look like Disney+ with a PR box….

It was a very Ariana mail day yesterday 🥰 Only one I’m missing now is Christmas & chill 🥲

Branching out of my comfort zone of concert content and bringing you straight to this south Louisiana girl’s kitchen. 👀 My all time best favorite recipe ever: chicken sauce piquante 🤤 https://t.co/TmYXuMi5J8