Like if you remember these.

I wound up going with Pizza Hut, the deciding factor being convenience.

.@littlecaesars or @pizzahut?

Congrats to Team USA for coming as far as they have. The Netherlands is a damned hard team to beat. #NEDUSA

Now she claims it was just a trick. It’s that time of year I guess, but when I saw that clip of Katy Perry’s eye twitching I didn’t think it was a robot. I thought the poor woman was having a stroke.

Did you hear about the pig that knows Karate? They call him Pork Chop. #DadJokes

What's in your warehouse? #trainstation2

Duct tape has a million and one uses. #Halloween2022

https://t.co/1fSQOEQpD5

Here are those three out of four dentists.

Why do we always have to have a reason to like or dislike something or even somebody? Maybe it's just a feeling we have.

Just watched a show about people dealing with phobia. I get it. That's why I hide behind a persona. What if I'm singing my heart out and I'm off-pitch, or I miss a note? No problem! I'm Punk Rock. It's expected. I'm thinking about dropping the persona. At least sometimes.

People who discuss politics on social media need to take a laxative. Apparently, their shit is getting backed up and coming out of their mouths.

I like how on Google Calendar when I add a reminder, just to pay a bill or whatever, it says "Task completed" when I check it off as done. It makes me feel like I really accomplished something.

I'm thinking about running away and joining a Mariachi band.

It look a long time for me to see the real you.

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All I have to say is none of this shit would be happening if Trump was still in office.

Playing with my favorite balls.

I just updated my balls.