#MikeWaltz is an idiot for randomly adding people from his address book? You should just be grateful it wasn't @mattgaetz, or there'd be a 17 year old girl with a lot more than school to worry about. 😂

https://t.co/MDZMTWSL76 Repeat after me: imitation demi-god.

Well, they changed the rules to keep the criminal and fraudulent out of elections, so I must commend them on their astounding success!

A-fkn-nother one? Thank God Tennessee outlawed abortion, though - some children might have been hurt. And it's lucky their gun laws are so lax, or some fat old white trash might have had their rights infringed. Fkn sort it out, you backward Yankee fucks. https://t.co/JchKYp6j5h

https://t.co/A6PikZYsQO @MusicNegrito has done it again - utterly fantastic!

Thanks @MusicNegrito for spending 1,013 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Chocolate Samurai. #SpotifyWrapped   

Also, Sir Graham Brady's bottom lip has a weird energy to it.

And any news outlet that bases their prediction ON WHAT THE FKN BOOKIES ARE SAYING should be immediately shut down.

This isn't even about left or right - this is about finding some grown-ups to sort this fkn omnishambles out.

"How will the Tories survive this?" Easy - they'll hold and lose a general election, then point to Labour and blame them for the mess the nation is in. Labour should force a follow-on, and make the Tories bat through the shit-show they've created.

For me, the highlight of @JamesBlunt's feed is when the combatant deletes their original Tweet and skulks back into obscurity. I feel like a little bell should go off every time. There should maybe be an app for that.

Watching "A View to a Kill" during my lunch. Two things: 1) it was clearly written by a hormonal teenage boy; and 2) does @elonmusk own a secret porta-cabin dirigible? If I was him, I'd have a secret porta-cabin dirigible.

Republicans are getting very upset people keep retweeting this ad so I figured I would post for any of you who haven’t seen it yet and then I am going to retweet myself tonight.

https://t.co/Y8IrwL9FLO

son, when a man and a woman love each other very much, they want to send each other messages. let’s call one of them Bob and the other one Alice. Bob would like to establish a secure way to send messages to Alice, so first Bob finds a large prime number

Urgent plea to the British government: Ukraine desperately needs heavy plant equipment to help carry the enormous weight of Zelensky's massive brass nuts.

Dooo eeet. It's liberating!

I am having a stroke.

Is it just me? Every time I hear this guy's name...

#theedgefilm #premiere Have the lessons learned on emotional health travelled to other sports?