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Can’t believe I’m basically losing a year of my 20s to this shit
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Me bringing the. Vs. Remembering
Ice cream tub I have to get up
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Before it melts
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The word “daddy” has been too sexualized, my kids gotta call me bro or my slime or something
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I prefer not to proof read my work it is what it is, I don’t have time for stress.
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Being depressed because your unproductive but unproductive because your depressed is a vicious cycle and hard to break.
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Looooool this girl will always be 13 in my head idc if she’s 36.
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This lockdown has made my replies 10x worse, I have no motivation or energy to talk it’s so weird
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Some of you on your way to work tomorrow after MI5 Intercept your tweets
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Once you’ve had a bad experience with a certain alcohol just the smell of it could send you into cardiac arrest.
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I keep ordering stuff just so I have something to look forward to😢😔
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My lecturer told me to get off my phone????????? DO YOU PAY THIS BILL!
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They blocked Wiley from YouTube too😭😭 watch them turn his electricity and water off next
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Small businesses be delaying your order so they can take a picture with all their packages around them.
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Cheating on your wife or husband is actually crazy, like you had a whole wedding??, said vows and everything 😦
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The girls that could do these scoobys in school all do nails and lashes now
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University shouldn’t be free but studying certain subjects should, e.g Medicine. It’s benefits society in the end, if you study dance with movement you’re paying full price chale
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You could give me 10 years to write a 3000 word essay and I’d still do it the day before.... tell me that’s not an illness
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African parents have been discriminated and oppressed for so long that they don’t even care about the protests or think change will ever happen,they are so used to just brushing it off and carrying on.
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French teachers had serious anger problems. Like they were mentally unstable
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McDonald’s keeping this £4.00 delivery during a pandemic is an act of war.
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The way you are facing that wall is too funny idc🤣 outfits nice though
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If you haven’t had chickenpox yet you’re finished i can’t lie, good luck though🙏🏾
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I hate people with poor time management, why are you always late? Once or twice is fine but EVERYTIME? Sort it out.
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Brown letters are extremely bad vibes, it’s either exam results a bill or a fine.
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Ordering jeans online and having them not fit you can ruin your week.
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I hate this piercing with the passion of Christ
Yinka last night vs Yinka on the breakfast show
lock in 🤷♀️
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There was a time she hugged 5 guys in one trip to Westfield, I wanted to jump off the third floor.
Nah mandem what’s been the pettiest thing that’s turned you off a girl?
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Me to my anemic girlfriend when we miss the train because she couldn’t get up the stairs in time😡
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Some of you are scrolling and seeing heartbreak stories that YOU are responsible for😭😭😭 that kills me
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I remember when you could book an Uber anywhere and it would be 2 minutes away. Now your lucky if it’s a 20 minute wait
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Nah deep it, they chased the police away then called the police and ambulance back when someone’s stabbed, you can’t make this up. 😭
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They representing us like we live of WW2 rations
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This is 100% the most unmotivated I have ever felt in my life, can’t be bothered to do anything and I don’t know why
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Can’t believe my primary school made me grind so hard for a pen license....bastard so
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I don’t know how people have lives after work, all I can think about is sleep.
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Naps are so dangerous it’s either gonna refresh you or fuck you up, more time it fucks you up even more.
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Tried to light a zoot and my beard set on fire, done for the day.
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You have to build a relationship with your Hermes drivers if you want decent deliveries I’m telling you
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My boys wcw was in a insta live talent show shaking ass for the mandem.....haven’t heard from him for hours. Hope he good.
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People telling me to do something that I’m already doing gives me a different type of anger😡
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When Hermès actually deliver your parcel in a decent fashion and condition
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If you still have an iPhone that’s here....get your bread up pussy.
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Can someone actually tell me what is good about shisha please?? It’s so shit, just gives me a headache
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Uni landlords won’t see heaven I promise.
how can the sink and the toilet be combined ?????? AND WHY IS THE WINDOW THERE.
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It’s so cringe when someone you’re dating keeps trying to show you they have options. We get it
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I hate when people with no financial responsibility try tell me how easy it is to save money.
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My brain shuts down when I see more than 4 pending messages on my phone. I just can’t. Sorry
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A girl will have 20 new potentials alll because it was her birthday on Snapchat
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Does anyone else brush their lips when brushing their teeth orrr?🤣
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How can you not spend Christmas is London? Niggas out here tryna look happy in Milton Keynes
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Women when they hear the PS4 go *bleep* and see the fifa loading screen
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Can you follow me back👀 — I don’t have twitter
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I remember when I answered a question wrong in a lecture and I heard people snigger and laugh. My attendance was 0% for the rest of the year
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Some of these cakes are being made in the same bowl their mum uses for shito and pepper
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He’s not even bad you lot are dragging it
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Imagine your girl being good friends with Ovie.... I’d have sleep paralysis waking up in cold sweats😣😣
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When your girl tells you at first she didn’t like you but you ‘grew’ on her
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Look at your bum, do you deserve to be wearing those juicy joggers?
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Girls want an Anthony Joshua until that nigga turn abusive and no one in your family can beat him up, now he’s pressuring your Dad😣😣😣
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Appendix exploding because of smartwhip? Our education system is in a crisis, do you even know what an appendix is?😂
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