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since joe alwyn obsessed bitches want to be illiterate, i have to do this. so, here it goes, A THREAD PROVING WHY TTPD IS ABOUT MATTY (excluding so long, london and loml):
if i was joe alwyn and my girlfriend was always making silly little songs about getting married and then, while i was on my lowest low, she decides to cheat on me. i would have the juiciest best seller. I WOULD PUT THAT ENGLISH LIT TITLE TO WORK. the world would know her crimes.
taylor spending half an album crying over joe not wanting to marry her and then spending the other half crying over matty. girl, thank god he didn't marry you, you fall in love with everyone 😭😭😭
taylor literally allowing people send death threats to her ex-boyfriend because... let me check my notes... he didn't want to get married to a cheater. but this is... shade?
i relate so hard to joe alwyn because my ex also cheated on me because i was too depressed and then the person she cheated on with cheated on her. this is pisces power.
@diasyhatesdolls
it literally has everything to do with her. because she knows he was severely depressed, his grandmother just died and she allowed people to DOXX his family, send them death threats, she literally allowed people to do that to a man she claimed to love when she lived it after ye.
@mahwashajaz_
so, when she cheats it's an artistic choice even tho she's admitting to it, but when you guys put out rumors about it with no substance it's the absolute truth?
and leave joe alone he's been through enough harassment, he clearly didn't do anything wrong if taylor can't even write a song about how things went wrong. they just weren't meant to be, and even she wishes him the best, LEAVE MY BOY ALONE.
if you don't like joe, that's fine, but stop trying to making him out to be a cheater when she's telling you in her own words she was the cheater and she left him because he became unlovable as soon as his depression hit and couldn't measure to the men he used to be.
la manera en la que taylor anuncia con orgullo que ella es infiel cuando las cosas se ponen serias y es algo que ella SOLITA a confirmado y le aplauden, pero se inventan estas mamadas y quieren quemar a joe por TEORIAS. verdaderamente las swifties son un cancer.
first of all, the fornight song. it talks about a relationship gone wrong where both parties part and find themselves seeing each other with other people, taylor in the album emplies (i will touch on it later) that matty ghosted her and cheated on her which makes (+)
on ttpd she talks about a tattoed golden retriever who loves charlie puth. matty is clearly tatted and loves charlie puth. neither of these are things joe or is known to like.
on bejeweled she, multiple times jokes around not having a boyfriend even tho she does and talks about a man telling her about her moonstone just because he's high, matty is a drug addict, which matches with both her emotional o physical affair with him.
referencing to the song slut on the new one, daddy i love him, also throwing shade to swifties for not minding their own business about her relationship with matty (a racist man, lol)
sense because he's KNOWN for not knowing how to commit, we know it from halsey. it talks about both parties being married (taylor was dating joe when her emotional love affair started) and matty was rumored to be dating a model, she takes about having a husband and wanting (+)
they been friends and rumored (now kind of confirmed) that they had a fling during 1989 before calvin harris, to the point, he was a feature on the 1989 taylor's version and even says "and she call's me a gentleman". funny enough, slut is also about a situationship gone wrong.
with the new songs coming out, i can even tell she regrets the break up with joe and how i has come to all this nonsense where she dated matty and allowed him to play her because not even she can understand how things turned the way it did. (how did it end, so long london).
@ApeBrook13
no, it's about her checking his location POST-BREAKUP, and seeing his out and picturing cheating (even tho it wouldn't be cheating) and talking shit about her.
it definitely gives the vibe of, she immediately to call matty and wanted to get with him as soon as her relationship ended but soon as the love affair wasn't an affair, he lost interest. as estated on the smallest men who ever lived.
kill the wife of the man she's lusting over. she's stuck in an endless February, which is the date (according to matty's friend) that they started seeing each other and a month BEFORE that, she was at his concert.
oh, so it's only fun when taylor cheats with a nazi sympathizer but when y'all spread false rumors about joe cheating it's okay to harass woman and him. okay, very progressive.
i feel like yall's perception of famehood is really fucked up. actors, singers or other performers don't owe you their personal life. they're entitled to privacy. joe alwyn is not the first man to ask for this and won't be the last. cillian murphy and pedro pascal are the same.
drowning in the blue niles is a reference to matty's favorite band, and downtown lights is a reference to both the lights he uses at the start of his concerts as well as a reference to love it if we made it.
@EURO2020
@vivo_europe
no entiendo porque las armys andan re agresivas insultando a las nenas que piden ayuda, basta, nadie las está insultando y van a insultar ustedes. en fin, voten por kill my mind, louis se merece todo lo lindo del universo 🥺.
one of the pictures its just funny. but, how dare you leave me stranded to a friend of a friend you asked for pills who ghosted you, now you know how it feels.
the way swifties think they own jokes, like, he's not doing it to get in your graces. he doesn't give a fuck about y'all. he's doing it because he's funny.
@Floraltease
@rendezwolves
not wanting to marry someone doesn't make you trash. if joe was forcing a marriage on taylor would you say the same? also he wanted but was clearly depressed (told by her) and she didn't want to wait so she cheated with matty.
@Butterflylamb13
@Keptulikeanoat1
he just didn't want to be married because he was too depressed during the last months of their relationship and she wanted to marry immediately.
Taylor Swift's ex Joe Alwyn has 'BANNED any questions about their romance' during upcoming press tour after she savaged him in The Tortured Poets Department - as insiders reveal what he really thinks about shock lyrics
for the people CRYING I'm shaming taylor, I'm not saying she's a slut or wrong for "falling in love" with Matty Healy. I'm saying, she keeps jumping from one relationship to the next one without fully healing and it's hurting her more than doing her a favor.
taylor spending half an album crying over joe not wanting to marry her and then spending the other half crying over matty. girl, thank god he didn't marry you, you fall in love with everyone 😭😭😭
mind you, the second she realized jet was bad and crazy, she felt nothing for him, and people forget she liked him because she thought he was doing something good for others and thought was badass as hell. not because he was a "bad boy".
These 2 are the ONLY characters Katara had any 'romantic' feelings for/crush on at some point btw, with Aang being the one she chose as her life partner, Aang was what she thought Jet could be at first.
Everyone else you come up with is YOUR headcanon and is NOT in the show
@religionsinlips
do you think he wants fame when he's 100% private? he doesn't care about that shit, clearly. he could come out and speak with his whole chest and get a bunch of clout out of it but he's not travia kelce.
@laurenlesleigh
she literally says it had been six weeks since they broke up and decided to check his location and noticed he never stopped sharing it. and it broke her because seeing him at a bar made her believe he didn't miss her, all of that while fucking matty.
@rhaenyracat
ya lo escuche mi estimada rhaenyra stan. literal un circo. lo dejó porque el wey estaba muy deprimido para ella y ella queria casarse YA. luego esta enojada con las swifties pq estaba enculada de matty, que por cierto, joe fue el cuernudo pq le fue infiel con matty
@OSCARWILDEsPEN
his co-worker literally took a picture of him because they were working on a project and y'all RAN with the cheating theory. taylor WRITES songs about cheating on him and it completely goes over your heads, it's so funny how fucking stupid y'all are.
so you can invalidate his depression just because he didn't want to marry her but she's a poor victim because at her big age, she didn't know when to break up and leave like an adult instead of cheating?
"All this because he wouldn't marry her 😭" well yeah?? He wasted her fucking time?? What's so hard to understand? Idk what pleasure this app gets by invalidating her feelings
zuko who was abusing minors because of his honor? while the 12 year-old was taking the burden of roku's mistake and ending a genocide? sure, zuko is more mature. not aang, who singlehandedly fixed zuko's shit and years of suffering from the other nations.
@fratphrry
she's known him for over a decade and (i did not put this because i cannot trust EVERYTHING i see online, unlike some other crackhead swifties) some friends of his had said they been on and off for years.
finally the joe alwyn recognition he deserves. MY BABY IS A WRITER, HE LITERALLY GRADUATED FOR THAT. and has his own work posted. even his work as a child is amazing.
para las que no saben ingles, le habla de que su tristeza la puso triste tambien y que en los ultimos momentos, ella sentía que ya no pensaba en ellos (porque estaba deprimido) y que ojalá encuentre a alguien más. NO QUE YA LA ENCONTRÓ, NYE.
“¿Pensaste en los triste que me hiciste? ¿ Pensaste en lo que teníamos?¿ pensaste en mi?
Hasta pronto, London, encontraste a alguien más”
Concha tu madre Joe Alwyn, donde te encuentre pedazo de mierda,
#TSTTPD
they doxxed his parents, sent his family death threats, sent HIM death threats, sent HIS FEMALE coworkers death threats. we are not exaggerating. you're just very lucky and very sane and you didn't see that shit.
if joe was a trump supporter they wouldn't be this silly and goofy, but because it's that ugly ass whore, everyone is defending racism and homophobia, i guess taylor's new era suits most swifties because y'all are racist as fuck.
Algumas pessoas já assistiram ou ouviram falar sobre ‘Kinds of Kindness’ antes da sua estreia no Festival de Cannes e as primeiras reações são que o filme é hostil, agressivo, semelhante aos primeiros trabalhos de Yorgos Lanthimos e tem duração de 2h44m.
joe alwyn had THE taylor swift begging for him to do something, risk something while she was thinking about matty healy writing on her thigh she was his, be SOOOOO fucking serious.
Joe alwyn had THE taylor swift begging for him to do something, risk something, to demonstrate his love and he didn't. She isn't his mother or therapist, no women shouldn't stick around long enough to break u. And she didn't cheat, you should listen and then talk ur shit
not only did taylor end herself and matty, instead of joe. but she's still not doing the basic humanitarian thing and speaking about palestine, so, tj, tell me, what does it feel to always be wrong?
@Aditi_Singh_279
@shayvswift
@Keptulikeanoat1
Joe did this Joe did that. Yeah tysm for putting him on a pedestal for him doing basic humanitarian things. And btw, if we are hating him for no reason, then y'all are loving him for no reason too. Now, ttpd is coming to spill and Tay's poetry will end him.
the way i could do parallels to the relationship between matty and taylor proving most songs are about his ass because one of my exes was a huge the 1975 stan ans had me hearing everything about him. but i won't because swifties are demons and they cannot take the truth.
so when joe was rumored (and just rumored) to be a cheater he WAS THE WORST BECAUSE HOW DARE HE CHEAT. but when she does you love her because thats raw and honest? y'all are fucked in the head.
So Taylor was with Joe daydreaming about being with Matty and that's why she doesn't know if she's guilty as a sin? I LOVE HER, that's raw, THAT'S HONESTY
#TSTTPD
if taylor gave a man credit on a song he didn't even write (which he did because we've seen his own work) honestly, makes her look like an idiot. why would she credit someone just because? isn't she a serious artist advocates for other artists?
you can tell when someone is zokka/kataang when katara and sokka are ethnic in their fan art and not some whitewashed bullshit. zokkas and kataangs you make me SO fucking happy.
why is it always so easy to tell when an artist ships zukka even if there is nothing zukka related in their art?? they have a very particular artsyle idk how to explain it
she was six years with someone, almost seven and cheated on that person with matty and says he loved him only on three months of a fling, and then goes back to say she missed joe and regrets cheating, but then she's with travis, saying she's never been this happier.
i really don't understand if taylor's intro to 1989 (tay's version) flew over your heads but she's also asking you to live your lives and stop meddling on hers. so, why is it so criminal if joe alwyn asks the same thing? he owns nothing to the public. let alone to swifties.
the same thing she said about joe tho. dress, false god, so it goes, king of my heart, joe was fucking her into next week until he started to feel bad and get depressed and then she had to cheat.
I'm genuinely crying because he looks like me after one of my episodes. This man didn't deserve the harassment, the hate campaign he got over not wanting to get married. I hope swifties know they will be dealt, karma is real. Whatever you were cackling about, it's coming for you.
i vividly remember the intense bullying he got for this post breakup picture.
and now we know this was taken after he was broken up with for having crippling depression.
the world owes joe alwyn the biggest fucking apology
wasn't expecting this many likes or rts. will take a moment to PLEASE ask you to talk, share and if you can, donate to palestine. we cannot and will not be silenced. help those in need if you can ♡.
if you feel neglected, you break up you don't cheat. funny enough, he never cheated, and i bet taylor had her moments (all stated in her own songs), and he never failed her. he was with her at her lowest. if she didn't want to stay at his, okay shitty but fair. she still cheated.
@BirgitMarie3
really sick of the “hiS wHoLe cRiMe waS bEiNg DePreSsEd” like or maybe just consider that being depressed isn’t an excuse to be a shitty absent partner and neglect your (also clearly depressed) girlfriend like let’s think critically for 5 min here
@Daddyantonoff
the way this was proven false and you still feel the need to bring it up because you have NOTHING to defend taylor with. SHE ADMITED TO IT, she's proud she cheated. AGAIN. so, just be proud to stan a cheater who will never grow up.
@starrywalts
so long london, she says he sacrified their love at his god of blues. meaning he sacrified their love by being depressed, he neglected the relationship because he couldn't with himself.
"i gave you all my best me's, my endless empathy" and the empathy in question was dreaming about matty healy fucking her while her man was next to her wanting to d word oh
matt finding taylor interesting only when she was cheating is so disgusting tho. he really ruined a friendship because he cannot keep his dick inside his pants.
swifties neta la viven flasheando que las amistades de taylor le deben la vida y que no pueden juntarse con NADIE que sea un ex de ella cuando literal en su último album elogió al acusador sexual de su intima amiga selena gomez. so... make it make sense.
i can do you one better. if you want to be with someone else while being in a relationship you talk it out with yout partner and you break up so you can be free to do so without cheating. CHEATING IS ALWAYS, ALWAYS WRONG.
not my fault taylor wrote songs about it 💀. also, the only one "leeching" is travis, who is getting named everytime taylor shits. joe always stayed on his lane and never asked anything of taylor.