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writing dialogue/events for #stardewvalleyexpanded | ffxiv RP | left brain data right brain writing all brain video games | she/her
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site is too broken to load my profile picture but still less broken than this one. join me
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birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it, lets do it, lets go hurtling straight into a sliding glass door and die
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lets all tweet the phrase "amazon unions" even if you dont have anything smart to say about it so their leadership flips out at their social media team. go
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PSA for US discord users: Discord updated their forced arbitration clause (), you can opt out by emailing your username & ID FROM YOUR DISCORD EMAIL to "arbitration-opt-out
@discord
.com" and explicitly requesting to opt out within 30 days of April 15
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why are the video game posts on this subreddit always the best ones
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dear reddit: My wife wouldn’t make me breakfast because she was too busy playing the latest expansion of the award winning MMORPG final fantasy xiv
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hes 100% convinced this is cat food and im withholding it from him
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@richarddoomed
@Greene_DM
“the train people are like the library people” is literally one of the most showing ones ass tweets ive ever seen
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if everyone who sees this tweet says amazon unions and then ten of their followers amazon unions, amazon unions amazon unions amazon unions
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my mom apparently deals with turkeys raiding her bird feeder by throwing snowballs at them
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i will be speaking at the
#RiotWalkout
today to share messages of support from players and workers from other companies. I am so proud to be at Riot and things are getting better, but we have a long way to go to make it truly inclusice. Let’s make Riot a dream job for ANYONE
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new users can opt out within 30 days of account creation.
this is important because as it stands, the discord TOS has you waive your right to a jury trial, including class action suits
forced arbitration is a predatory practice by companies to erode individual legal rights
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i dont have an amazon unions to link but if you want to amazon unions you can amazon unions at amazon unions, amazon unions
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i have developed what i believe is the most nuanced categorization system to-date for the politics of planets in star trek
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i dont buy a video game shirt often but when i do i buy the hell out of it
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max’s initial feelings on being outside on a leash: not promising
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i havent seen anything else on here talking about this so please RT
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hetero sex actually is communist bc 90% of convos about it are boring and it keeps getting ruined by self absorbed men with beards
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heres a thread where you say the weirdest shit youve done in/with a video game:
when i was 14 i hex edited so i could capture trainers pokemon in blue, and did a playthrough as a "pkmn liberator" where i caught & released trainer pkmn into the wild. and posted it on livejournal
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the 1.12.11 includes a LOT of writing from me, including a number of heart events and over 200 (!!!!!) lines of npc dialogue for a big new thing that i won't spoil! this was a ton of work and i'm really proud of it <3
Happy Valentines Day! Stardew Valley Expanded 1.12.11 is now released on Nexus Mods and ModDrop! I hope you all enjoy the new content in this update!
#StardewValley
#StardewValleyExpanded
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struggling to imagine what it is like to live life as this person and experience thoughts and emotions that cause you to make these choices
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@darkswordsmantv
unfortunately they're pretty common, especially in employment contracts. this one is probably in place because they're preparing to sell more data & expect breaches.
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I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE IT BUT
@porn_horse
OFFERED TO LOOK FOR CASEY AND FOUND HIM WITHIN LIKE TEN MINUTES HE IS HOME!!!!!
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bye bye mister cyberpunk guy, crunched your workers for no reason to make worse no mans sky
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To my colleagues who have spoken up against Riot’s NEOM partnership: I am proud of every single one of you. This decision was disgraceful, and things like this set our progress so far back. I am proud to work with all of you, but today is a tough day to be proud of Riot.
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Hello it's me again, to talk to you about Ask Riot. Apparently we got hte message across about Xayah not laying eggs, but I must ask you to please stop asking egg questions
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depression blows its like everyday go to work, socialize, take care of errands, exercise, pursue creative work: pick 1.5
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buzzfeed walkout today, IT'S HAPPENING YALL
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i expected this to get 3 pity favs and an eyeroll emoji from someone. im terrible at understanding what people want on twitter
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hrrrrnnggh im trying to do labor organizing in games but im dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the managemen t
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catholic school: being involved in the creation and spread of a fake religion called "cat-holicism," which celebrated "catjesus" who "died for you nine times." all branded heretics, i was threatened with expulsion
What’s the dumbest thing you got in trouble for in school
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Hey - I'm gonna have time put aside this afternoon to discuss , since I know some of y'all will probably have questions. first off, DMs are open and i'm happy to talk, public or private. i also want to say i will NOT invalidate any experiences here
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its tough being the smartest person with the most correct opinions but someone has to do it
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i asked her, pleaded with her not to game,, she did not listen... now i die, i die!!!! look!!!
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The internet sucks but you should look at my family group chat because my mom randomly decided to go look at comiccon
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remember when ppl were excited bc harry potter made kids read again? the problem is they only read harry potter and we are in hell
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@MadgeChronicles
@wownicebuttdude
thats literally not true and our body cant distinguish between them keep junk science out of my mentions thanks
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instead of thinking about whatever youre thinking about please consider thinking about valais blacknose sheep instead
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@badnightstar
links in this are here:
TLDR of the TLDR: You are waiving your right to a jury trial. That includes both individual suits and class action lawsuits
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u cant get follow policed if u have an internal system of morals and ethics that guide who u choose to spend ur time with
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for every like this tweet gets i will post a short video of what is happening around me
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everyone fav and rt this so it shows up in all of twitters "while you were away" section. bye
http://t.co/zAIAgO8yXs
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this pile of notes in the bathroom keeps growing and its weird how much it helps get through the day
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its blizzard weekend baby. youknow what that means. its time to drink one beer and do this to every car on the block
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i’m on a swiss roll training arc to prepare for yule logs at christmas, and while they’re still messy im now consistently achieving tighter rolls. wow. amazing
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the hardest anyone ever owned me on a date was when someone told me "you dont seem like the twitter type..i would have guessed tumblr"
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since apparently im just whole ass being open about everything publicly now: being at work today is hard. when i walked in i started shaking. some people thanked me and some people (maybe in my head) glared at me and turned away. i dont regret anything.
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by tacitly agreeing that someone has a right to buy their way out of state and privatized violence u are ontologically aligned with capital
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hi, this is hard for me to post! but friday is my last day at riot after 5 very big years. i'm taking a few months off just to rest and recuperate, and then i'm hoping to shift gears and write. if you/friends need a games writer, my work so far is at . <3
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*to the tune of "rock me, amadeus"* nine eleven nine eleven, nine, eleven, nine eleven nine eleven, nine eleven, nine eleven nine eleven,
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