Happy Rebecca Black Friday to all who celebrate.

A lady sat down across from me in the lounge, and I took the bits of information I got from her backpack and sweatshirt and stalked her and we have a mutual friend and how funny would it be if I took my earbuds out and said "So how's Kyle doing? I haven't talked to him in ages!"

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My hotel room has a Water View.

I prefer my pickles chilled.

Just had to break out the white cheddar. Dire times, friends. Dire times.

WHERE IS LISA LAFLAMME IN OUR TIME OF NEED

Missus on the window is flying Montreal - Toronto - Vancouver - Hong Kong. In p(leather) pants.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge.

Screams a little.... Sniff sniff.... No?

Ok hear me out. Lyle & Erik 2028

Canadians: “I don’t follow U.S. politics.” Canadians:

Dear parents: If this is NOT your child; you're doing juuuuust fine.

Christopher, can you go to the drug store and buy me the eyeliner JD Vance uses?

David Muir is giving some serious Stone Phillips vibes.

Donald Trump on his plans

FACT CHECK HARRIS: ‘Trump exchanged love letters with Kim Jong-Un.” FALSE: They sadly went unanswered.

Got a new coffee grinder, and I feel it grinds more beans per cup than previous grinder. The covfefe is strong today, my friends. Cc: @Keri_Adams

After less than a year from when Poilievre took the microphone on a WestJet flight prompting a review of in-flight rules, the airline stranded passengers for Canada Day weekend because they don't pay their mechanics enough and then tried to blame the government. Common sense.

I love it when Mark Brandanobitch leaves.