Greg Thomas
@gregthomasbooks
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I’m having fun, leave me alone
Newport Beach, CA
Joined February 2014
hey in case you missed it i just wanted to let you know that McRib is back
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dead inside theory
dead facebook theory
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good golly, miss molly
💥It's MERCURY RETROGRADE 💬🗣️ Read your Horoscope https://t.co/RfnKGHyRd9
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sometimes I wonder how far away we are from: “actually it turns out you shouldn’t have 50 grams of creatine daily because turns out it makes you grow a tail” or whatever
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once you learn meteorology isn’t “the study of meteors” I don’t know how you can trust anything ever again
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ONLY 200k?? C’mon people, if you’re not following rly cool girl, are you really living?
thank you for 200k, never expected this to happen after just randomly posting my daily walk 18 months ago but i am so so grateful thank you everyone for being so kind to me 🤍
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so we’re all just collectively blocking these losers until they stop doing this, right?
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this entire morning claude was basically giving me “why don’t you do it, i’m busy” talkback
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hey what the hell
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something about a prediction market tweeting totally fake things for engagement doesn't sit right with me.
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It’s over for you bozos
We’re in the home stretch. This is your last opportunity to create shareholder value.
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well we’re movin’ on up 🎶
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sometimes I wonder how far away we are from: “actually it turns out you shouldn’t have 50 grams of creatine daily because turns out it makes you grow a tail” or whatever
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inconceivable
canvassing for @ZohranKMamdani in the east village today and the actor who plays dr. strugis in young sheldon is in my canvassing group!!
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Some day I’ll be a real boy.
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