G. T. Karber
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USA Today and #1 Sunday Times bestselling author of Murdle, winner of the 2024 British Book Award for Book of the Year. Solve a daily puzzle at .
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Can't believe we won Book of the Year one week ago.
We are ecstatic from our night at the British Book Awards, where Profile won Independent Publisher of the Year and Murdle took home Book of the Year.
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@emilynussbaum
One time Mika Kunis tried to play with a dog I was walking when we were in line at a cafe, and I (not recognizing her at firs) said, “I’m actually trying to get her to calm down.” She was very apologetic.
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@Bartosz_Gawlik
This is a very clever way of recreating a linguistic joke! But I am curious what a literal translation would be. If you know, I would appreciate it!
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I love that Timotheée Chalamet is the name of the actor who, in an epic sci fi fantasy film, plays a guy named Paul.
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@Mickey_McCauley
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Oh man I was ready to be like, “Well, Amazon has half-a-million employees so they’d each only have an extra... [does math] $176,000.” And holy moly that’s a life changing amount of money for half-a-million people.
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Hey, Alessandra, a lot of people have racist granddads -- not as racist as yours, of course, but still pretty racist -- but we don't defend them on Twitter.
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@dave_schilling
There's a hilarious story about Tom Hanks at a gas station about Larry Crowne came out. A couple says he's their favorite actor and they just saw Larry Crowne. He asks how they liked it. They said they were disappointed. So he gave them $20 from his wallet and apologized.
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@pixelatedboat
Uh, you’re forgetting one thing: Who would we name all the buildings after?
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@meakoopa
It is kinda wild though how originally, Superman fought against corruption and for labor but several years after his creation he was rebranded as a law and order guy who fought to preserve the status quo!
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@josh_atf
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@endsanctions
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@redditships
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Those elephants are tortured. But of course you support animal torture.
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@realDonaldTrump
His speech earlier claimed he would endorse you. You got played. Bad management!
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@niccolethurman
Oh my gosh! I just learned that Gwen's version was essentially a cover of a British raga band, but, like, pop instead.
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@dave_schilling
There's another great story about Keanu Reeves that I know from a friend of a friend. He was taking a girl home from a party on his motorcycle. He pulls into a 7/11, turns to her, and says, "Get whatever you want."
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@danpfeiffer
I am so sick of hearing that what he's doing is illegal while he continues to do it with no consequences
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@JordanUhl
This is dope. It does nothing to address cancel culture but *does* prevent local governments from censoring children's books? Which is gonna be great for my new picture book called BABY'S FIRST WEED BOOK
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@jamieloftusHELP
My favorite celebrity story is a Keanu Reeves story. He was going home with a woman on his motorcycle and he pulled up in front of a 7/11, turned to her, and said, “Get whatever you want.”
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@TheKindCromang
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This is dope and also feels like most Keanu Reeves stories. Here's a photo of him giving a cigarette to a homeless man he's hanging out with:
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@UR_Ninja
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@sernique_
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@realDonaldTrump
Somehow I feel like your supporters don't really shop at Macy's. You might as well have them boycott books.
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But Pahlaniuk has been very clear that he views Fight Club not as a criticism of toxic masculinity, which he doesn’t think exists, but as about how men have no strong male role models. All I’m saying is people give Fight Club waaaay too much credit.
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It was a time of Fiddlermania. Alfred Molina had to take time off from Tevye to promote Spider-Man 2.
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Multiple reports have demonstrated you didn't. You lied and kept the money in your charity.
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Every like nine months, a cop says that they talked to her and she's fine. But every two weeks, some cop accepts an award from Scientology.
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I was so mad at Abercrombie & Fitch I made this video to change their brand.
http://t.co/T7lcvSv1JT
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"Any potential intoxicants." We'd rather blame something we don't know exists than something we all saw happen.
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"Nobody forces us to do things! We're the people who force other people to do things!"
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It’s the opposite, my dude. These kids are growing up shooting and editing video before they can even read and write. No more hoping to borrow your uncle’s Super 8. They understand film as a first language, and they’re going to usher in a new Golden Age of moviemaking.
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Thank you for not voting
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@realDonaldTrump
You can't make America great again by doing things we've never stooped so low to do.
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