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50 something chef. born hackney so forever a cockney. laugh, love, live. follow and dm gets blocked . 23 favourite number. double simian. saggi. GAY!
hove uk
Joined May 2012
Iβm gay and in school my bf was in some of the same classes. One day in English he threw over to me a sexy note. The teacher spotted it and asked me to stand up and pass it to her. I ate it in front of the whole class. He broke up with me that day.
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Just learnt that COVID can affect your urinary process and it explains a lot.
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Got an email from the hospital to ask if I still want the digestive diseases appointment I self referred to a year ago! YES!!!
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The Honey Badger may be fearless, but heβs not the brightest bulb at the waterhole. The Honey Badger strides off like "I sure as hell showed him".... The music and sound effects π
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Over half a million. Wow!
The Covid wave in England has reached Very High levels of risk, with around 1 in every 103 people in England infected as of 12 October. Now is the time to take maximum precautions against catching Covid. https://t.co/oQYxMxz5Dc
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How come itβs showing you that and not me. π€·π»ββοΈ
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What the hell. Hahahaha.
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Time to start buying decorations for the tree. π²
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Gonna fool @glooface with this and noodles
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Had a chip butty and glass of milk and hangover now gone π₯³
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Feeling fit?
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National Geographic cant compete with this π
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They blew up Gaza to reach the tunnels so they can rebuild with luxury apartments with swimming pools in the basements
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Bloody hell I am very hungover π€
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A commonly used trick, accuse the other side of that which you are guilty of doing yourself. They have poisoned people's mind towards Islam, telling people to beware, whilst installing their own in positions of power across the northern hemisphere. Very sinister.
They say Islam is taking over the west. Does this look like Islam to you?
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1700 new flats. 98 social housing. Got to have somewhere for the slaves to live huh π€
#Lewisham Shopping centre redevelopment plans set for approval 637 have written in to support the plans but there are 105 objections https://t.co/2fmKGkk8LW
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When you are so drunk you think you went to sleep about 9.30pm and then look at X and see you were being emotional at 11pm. π€¦π»ββοΈπ€¦π»ββοΈπ€¦π»ββοΈπ€¦π»ββοΈ
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Fuxking hell I have spent too much time alone. Will I ever have someone to lay beside and tell me to not worry about it too.
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Omg I am vey drunk on vanilla voddie
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