Future me @ job interview: Interviewer: Great! Any questions for me? Me: Yeah, what’s your dolphy day policy?

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Bring Your Kid to Work Day!

Join me and make a gift to Class of 2022: Senior Gift Campaign! Remember, it goes to the Wellness fund on campus!! #dolphinsgivebackseniorgift22

Today is one of those days where you try to unlock the door to your home with your car fob.

According to Olivia, the average chicken lays 3,000 eggs per year.

some people really didn’t deserve the lengths i went for them. what a realization.

CDC - here's when we expect omicron to peak:

giving $20 to someone random who retweets by midnight cause i feel like being an influencer

I CANNOT do another year of covid. I don’t care if you are right, left, whatever- wash your hands, get vaccinated, and wear a mask. This needs to end and I will do anything they think will help if it means life can continue.

How is my mental health doing? Well, I went to class today wearing two different shoes and didn’t notice until after after class.

Currently wondering how many fish are in Le Moyne’s plumbing as of now

Why don’t we carve watermelon in the summer like pumpkins?

A year ago today was the last time I would ever hear your voice. I miss the hell out of you. I hope you found your peace. ❤️‍🩹

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If we don’t talk anymore, I still want the very best for you

Anyone want a credit card? Let me refer you 🥺 #discover

Never have I understood the generation that lines up at the doors for Kohls on a Saturday morning

Fuck you Tik Tok for constantly having The Backyardigans stuck in my head 24/7

Is simply loving who they love, no questions asked. I am sorry your view of the world and religion limits the scope of your acceptance, love, and friendship when life can be so much more fulfilling to celebrate love in all forms. It is time to grow and extend perspective in 2021