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Have fun and try your best.
aberdeen
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I met Cilla Black once - she sat at a table I'd reserved and refused to move. Her spiteful arrogance was astounding. http://t.co/jHIZd90bVK
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ever since i was a little kid i always knew i wanted to average eight hours of screen time a day
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NEW: The First Minister has held a briefing with party leaders at Bute House to discuss the threat of far-right violence in Scotland. π£ "I want to reassure people in Scotland that we have plans and preparations in place to ensure everybody is kept safe"
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La donna non piange e si ritira, ma combatte e vince. Sai quante donne in tante circostanze di pericolo vorrebbero essere come l'atleta algerina, me compresa. #Kehlif #OlympicGamesParis2024 #Parigi2024
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If you're a young person, it might be hard to really understand this but the whole world used to smell like cigarettes.
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In the final years of South African Apartheid, the white government decided it must 1) overthrow the government of Angola 2) install a puppet regime in Namibia 3) attack Zimbabwe 4) attack Botswana 5) attack Zambia in order to survive. This did not work
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Me in the work Teams chat deliberately trying not to engage with what everyone's going on about:
So much debate on so many important topics today. π₯
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Fascinated by the weird American obsession with how much money a movie makes like theyβre getting a cut themselves, proddy behaviour
For all the shit thrown at DEADPOOL WOLVERINE on here itβs doing exactly what it should have: $200M weekend, 97% RT audience score. And itβs doing it while the indie freak show LONGLEGS heads to $70M. Thereβs room for everyone if you listen to your audience
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One of the all time things on here
I had a dream where there was a food called βKingβs Handβ, a hollow hand made of m&m cookie, filled with Greek salad. I could not stop thinking about it. Here is the culmination of a week long effort.
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say what you will about the state of social media but at least folk aren't still posting big threads of old Something Awful lore to try and get followers on twitter
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To this day, absolutely nothing funnier than them photos of Captain Tom's daughter at Wimbledon. Like a fine wine.
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