Grahamy
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We went to go see Wicked (he said “it didn’t live up to my expectations after the first one” and I said that’s literally the definition of chasing the dragon)
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Found an account that just prays for celebrities lmao
Today we are praying for the CEO and chairman of the Walt Disney Company, Bob Iger. We are also praying for actor Jonah Hill, who is known for his roles in “Superbad” and “21 Jump Street.” 🙏 @RobertIger
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I got in an argument with a lecherous east village hag last night at my bar and she threatened to “slap the d*ck out of my mouth*
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I love how you can tell she’s leaning in to take the picture, making him look even more doll-like
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Moon, moon— bright and shiny moon. Won’t you please shine down on me
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Nobody is doing it like Nicholas Decker - this is his world and we’re all just living in it 😭
This seems like as good a time as any to launch my dating doc. Please do reach out! https://t.co/HONGY96RfT
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Squiggled inside this photo edit is a musician who's kickin' off her 33rd birthday today. Can you guess who she is? https://t.co/mUKlF01qmt
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Come soon its just 3 people, a DJ and me rn because the kitchen just closed
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Visiting your chud uncle for Thanksgiving and he keeps rizzing you up in front of the girl cousins
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NIXON: Fantastic Mr. Fox. Disgusting picture. Fella wears a [expletive] corduroy suit. HALDEMAN: [inaudible] NIXON: They run the banks too
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