hey @GreggsOfficial !! Where’s the rest of the filling from my steak bake??? Thing was practically hollow 😂

Goods & services are the real economy, any form of money is simply the accounting thereof

“My fear is that, with the greater exposure to gambling adverts this football festival will bring, new victims will suffer. I’m backing a ­suspension of gambling adverts on ITV during the Euros”. @the_bigstep @GRHAPPG https://t.co/i0ot4Tso4j

Check out Marcus🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺☮️'s video! #TikTok

Check out Sandy Jame MacCallum's video! #TikTok https://t.co/8iAs250388 @elonmusk this is your guy to showcase the Tesla truck in Scotland!

Ask children whether they prefer smiling faces or stern ones. Obviously, the way to bring about harmony and friendship is to smile. We need to cultivate such childlike attributes that are the basis of human values and remember that we are the same and have to live together.

There have been 106 covid-related deaths in #Inverclyde , an increase of three from last week. Death per 10,000 in Inverclyde are 13.5 per 10,000 compared with the Scottish average of 6.5 Now is not the time to lift lockdown. #StayHome #staysafe

Darci answered the door when I was in the bath and took in someone else’s pizza and chips 😂

Lovely tribute from our Inverclyde emergency services to the staff at Inverclyde Royal Hospital

Neil Findlay’s Labour Party blocked the Scottish parliament getting the powers required to make the minimum wage £10 per hour.

How can our party cover up the embarrassment that @theresa_may creates? She is dragging the UK over a cliff. #brexit should be cancelled or the UK will lose both Scotland and Northern Ireland.

Use a refillable bottle and top up from the tap with fresh cool clear Scottish Water. It’s good for you and the environment. #yourwateryourlife #scottishwater #scotland

PS Maniac looks FUCKING amazing!!!

In a years time I’ll 100% be moving to a different company. No doubt they’ll screw up and renew me in a years time even though I’ll ask them to cancel it. They’ll probably want screen shots of the audio conversation from me to prove that as well.....

Failed to tell me they don’t insure learners with a provisional longer than 2 years but just left that bit out and never EVER told me until I had to call them and realised they had the wrong address etc. Then gave me the pleasure of paying an admin charge for their errors 3️⃣

I hadn’t updated my details with you but when I put in for new car ins quotes I changed them at the quote process, then when I liked their quote it took me to their page where I had to fill in all the correct details anyway. which their system screwed up somehow. 2️⃣

Hey @MoneySupermkt FYI @GoSkippy are laying the blame at your feet for them screwing up my car insurance. My suggestion would be to avoid any dealings with this company in future. Wrong address, wrong drivers licence details, didn’t insure my partner #shambles 1️⃣

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Wow @KFC_UKI you picked a belter of a tune with Blackbear - Do Re Mi.....there's no swearing in it at all...honest.....just glad I wasn't in with my 2 year old daughter....

IS IT JUST ME, OR DID I JUST PULL OFF THE GREATEST TWITTER SCHEME OF ALL TIME????? Read the first word of my tweets to find out....