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Award winning NYC nightlife photographer. Photos: https://t.co/cGMPampeCQ. Unserious sports/entertainment shitposting account. Bored attorney.
NYC / Vermont
Joined January 2009
To those who think this is a new thing, I've been posting corny unserious sports posts for over a decade. This is my old Linsanity Tumblr, featured on WSJ, Time, NY Daily News, LA Times and more. A TV outlet interviewed me but I forgot which one. There was a "Hey Girl" Tumblr
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I know no one asked for my opinion or wants to hear it but is Carlos Alcarez single? That would be cuuuuute.
rip 10 lesbians and alex morgan long live 10 lesbians and aitana bonmatí
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I only wish Stacey @Cabe1Stacey could have officiated!
We love "sportsmanship" 😉 What a beautiful journey Sam Kerr and Kristie Mewis have had 💞 (📸: sarahtonkinphotography/IG)
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These Spanish players can't handle the cold. 😂😂 Esther can't even handle Kansas City, Mariona wrapped herself in whatever the fuck she could find, and Alexia decided to be extra, serving KGB in Siberia realness when the temp dipped below 60°F in Barcelona. 😭😂
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Damn Emma Hayes didn't even vote for her own players. 😂 And she was the former Chelsea coach. 🙈😭
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Had Ariane Hingst been on this panel... Bayern would simply have to disband. 🤣
"They just gave up..." @darian_jenks, @janellyfarias and @kelleymohara discuss Bayern's 7-1 loss to Barcelona 😨
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Why are Brits so confused that Jana Fernandez is fluent in English? They're almost as weird as Americans. 🤣
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I asked @grok Expert mode who is the most streamed male artist in the world. 🤷🏻♀️ It's Bad Bunny. I didn't know that either to be honest. But even Elon's AI said so, so maybe STFU everyone.
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"They want a contract with Real Madrid." - Taylor Swift So, uh, was that Barcelona Spotify collab too lowball of an offer (because they're broke as a joke)? Taylor's gonna insert herself into El Clasico no matter what. 😂
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Can't get over the fact that The New York Times wrote a whole ass article that was the top story in their sports section The Athletic that Mariona Caldentey should have won the Ballon D'or over Aitana Bonmatí and that the voters were mid and lazy. I agree but the New York Times
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Thank you! Mariona was snubbed. And if you MUST pick a Barça player, at least pick the one who had better stats *over an entire season*, not a couple of flashy performances, including one where AKB finally screwed up. No one is doubting Aitana's skills or that she is the best in
There is very little room to debate Aitana Bonmati’s worthiness of the title of the best in the world, generally. But after this year, it is a shock the Ballon d’Or did not go to Mariona Caldentey. Bonmati’s win has exposed a flaw in the voting process, writes @tamerra_nikol.
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No one will be mad if Mariona Caldentey wins the Ballon D'or tomorrow, which is why I think anyone else should win it just so I can see everyone's meltdown.
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You want to freak yourself out? Look at the front page of any news outlet right now. The killer has been identified. Then change "Mrs." to "Mr." in Simon & Garfunkel's song "Mrs. Robinson." Then read the lyrics.
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The way I cackled in the middle of the street just now.
at least we know jenna nighswonger didn’t do it bc she’s in london
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So the USTA told television networks not to broadcast booing or negative reactions to Trump at the @usopen? It would be a shame if everyone (and everyone has a smartphone) were to record any such activity and post it publicly. An absolute shame. Don't do it. (Definitely do it.)
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If you're an athlete, perhaps one of the best surnames would be "Swift." Take that name, Travis!
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