Graciela Roscoe
@grace_mac
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It’s wrong to make fun of people, you know, but it’s so fun sometimes.
Joined August 2009
Still have never experienced anything more awkward than Dani telling Allison that Max likes her yabbos, in fact he loves them, in Hocus Pocus (1993).
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Why does everybody on dating apps say they love going on adventures. It sounds like you want to hunt horcruxes or go to Mount Doom and what you actually want to do is hike.
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RT @JBfromDC89: “i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned
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“Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain.” . Arthur Weasley would be so anti-AI
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I called this partially right over a year ago. I like mine a little bit better but they still made the point I wanted them to.
I think @YouNetflix s5 should end with Joe in prison becoming a bestselling author with an autobiography and winning tons of fangirls, which would reflect the disgusting truth that we still lust after Joe even though we know he’s a monster.
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RT @ChuckTingle: had such a wonderful time on netflix EVERYBODY’S LIVE WITH JOHN MULANEY last night talking to john and AYO EDEBIRI and CON….
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Hey @dadwroteaporno, if there is ever a Belinda Blinked movie, I nominate Stephen Graham to play George Sylvester. Just heard him on a podcast, and his voice is spot on the same accent Jamie used when reading it. I couldn’t stop hearing George!.
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Nothin better than .a crispy chicken nugget,.fresh out the fryer . —a haiku, by me.
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Okay I’m sorry but am I the only person who is just now realizing that Mike White, creator of The White Lotus, is NED SCHNEEBLY from School of Rock?!
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RT @FowlCrown: i hate how there’s discourse as to whether Walton Goggins is hot or not like it’s about the vibes and insecure men just neve….
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Can we please get him to replace Jesse Palmer on The Bachelor? Mark has the wisdom and empathy we need.
We need to talk about Mark L. Walberg. The unexpected greatest reality tv host of all time. He has to operate on #TemptationIsland as a full-blown unlicensed therapist and he is SO GOOD at it. Empathy incarnate. This man is underrated as hell, and he IS the moment for me rn.
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I would one million percent rather tear my own ACL than have to watch my dog deal with tearing hers. Give me her pain! What grace is given me, let it pass to her! Let her be spared!
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RT @amor_fatti: iris by goo goo dolls really is insane though. I'd give up forever to touch you? you're the closest to heaven I'll ever be?….
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RT @MikeBirnigglia: I feel bad for kids today. They’ll never know a time when white guys weren’t… this. If you’re under 25, you’ve only eve….
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Oh me? Just having a totally normal night listening to various renditions of Irving Berlin’s “Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor” and lamenting how far America has strayed from the dream. You know, the usual.
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RT @SketchesbyBoze: The age of the superhero movie is over. The age of the murder mystery film has begun. I want to see country-house whodu….
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The only good part was seeing dead Derek, George, Lexie, and Mark but even some of that was sort of silly and not on-vibe.
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Season 17 of Grey’s Anatomy is objectively so bad. It dealt with a lot of important issues that were so real at the time, but the way it’s presented is so PSA-ish. Like, why does it sound like the dialogue is AI-generated?.
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Are they contractually obligated to use Pachelbel’s Canon in the Love Is Blind weddings? Because I feel like I’d go on it, but that would be a dealbreaker for me.
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