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the loveliest redheaded creature to ever walk upon beauclair's soil • they • proud dad @fifthwheelpress
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Joined August 2011
update: ALL of my workshops now have descriptions an registration links up at
natraum.com
icymi, i lost my job and am running some workshops to make money to uh, live? tickets for the first run of THE RANDOMIZER are up now at https://t.co/Fv3xhw3Sxx. the rest are coming soon!
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like jesus fucking christ how am i nearly thirty years old still doing this shit
🗣️ i would like for at least one of my attempts at dating and love to be successful 🗣️
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i'm going to sum up what just happened to me on east 33rd st by saying that perhaps the entire state of maryland needs its drivers licenses revoked and retested. some of yall might even need therapy if you can't handle being *honked at* when you are the asshole in the situation.
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this link is gonna get nerfed but you should read this
HARD PILLS TO SWALLOW #1: SELLING INDIE BOOKS https://t.co/Ao2YDyMwYJ
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HARD PILLS TO SWALLOW #1: SELLING INDIE BOOKS https://t.co/Ao2YDyMwYJ
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cw: sexual abuse/assault also worth noting that when i had sex at [redacted age], i had been socialized as female in an extremely chauvinistic environment and (shocker) was actually coerced into doing it through a combination of factors, including societal/peer pressure!
“Teenagers have sex what is the big deal” is the message the GOP and Trump are trying to use to clear the way. 1. NOT ALL TEENS HAVE SEX. 2. Teenagers having sex WITH EACH OTHER is permissible if they are informed, safe, and everyone is consenting 3. It is NEVER permissible
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that said, it drops in 24 hours and if you want to receive it as an email, go find me on substack
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i am kyle cooke and this rant about independent publishing is my 17-page email
i am writing a giant rant about publishing and how to sell without selling out, hold my zero-proof beer
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With the holidays around the corner... I wanted to make a PSA........... 🐟💔
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the patriots being good again is a hallmark of my suffering istg
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it's 3900 words and i am still COOKING you guys, if this helps even a little bit you better pony up $5 for your favorite unemployed queer
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trans jupiter guys
A NASA postou uma foto de Júpiter sob a luz ultravioleta 🏳️⚧️
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i am writing a giant rant about publishing and how to sell without selling out, hold my zero-proof beer
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where in bmore can i get a cute lil cake on short notice? it's for @fifthwheelpress' sixth bday this week
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i simply don’t give a shit about reaching a lot of people and if you do, i recommend not doing that
@kylerseibel You're right, there are other routes - places that take submissions from writers, book contests, etc - but those tend to be very small presses and it's much harder to find a meaningful number of readers. Is there a way to reach a lot of people without an agent?
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new shit coming in @BurialMagazine, @MaudlinHouse, @poetryonl, @memezinelit, @masonjarpress' Jarnal, and others over the next few months
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the prep cook at my old job asked me "donde novio" the other day and i just laughed
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the grocery store was playing fucking christmas music already so of course i got the not-slice-and-bake slice-and-bake cookies
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