squabble up but the beat is Espresso

My boyfriend bought 10 pounds of confiscated knives from the TSA and they are now the party favors for his birthday party

NOT HIM LAST GOOGLING ZENDAYA 😭 as if they don't live together pls

they have me giggling and kicking my feet omg romcom girls we are soo back!!!! #NobodyWantsThis

Pets across America watching the debate like

BREAKING: J.D. Vance is reportedly getting angry with Donald Trump for making him do all the campaigning at humiliatingly small crowds while Trump golfs every day.

in honor of it ends with us becoming a movie, here is a thread of the worst lines from colleen hoover's books in hopes that trees will stop dying for her terrible writing:

has anyone watched love is blind uk bc i need someone to hate sam as much as i do

Obsessed with this guy on the US men's gymnastics team who's only job is pommel horse, so he just sits there until he's activated like a sleeper agent, whips off his glasses like Clark Kent and does a pommel horse routine that helps deliver the team its first medal in 16 years.

England after their 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐃 comeback win against Slovakia 🗣️🗣️🗣️

In a local mom group. The comment section is not going the way she planned 😂🤣

my favorite sister michael quotes from derry girls, a thread:

🐟 So today I found a goldfish just on the grass in my back garden. It was alive, I think, and have absolutely no idea where it came from. There’s no ponds anywhere near. So I took it inside….

Statement from Melania Trump supporting her beloved husband:

JUST NOW: Marjorie Taylor Greene made a derogatory comment about Rep. Jasmine Crockett and "false eyelashes" during a House committee hearing. Personal attacks against other members isn't allowed, so AOC requested a motion and asked for an apology which was blocked. Rep.

Went to Iceland to see the northern lights last night, gotta say I'm not disappointed.

The food inside my microwave : #Eurovision2024 #eurovision