Tear down The Pearl to create parking for The Strip.

This gonna be a fun one! Z&Z and I will be spinning post-punk, skronk, disco, electro, soul, boogie and left-field records at Lowcountry on Saturday, August 23rd! You don’t want to miss it! 🪩🕺🏽🎶⚡️

If you invite me to your pool, and I say no, it’s because I’m already in a pool.

Kids today will never get to watch Mr. Rogers’ Micro-District 😞.

When the dough looks good today

If you call neighborhoods “micro-districts,” please unfriend me 🏡.

You know measles love to see someone from Lubbock coming

I don’t trust drummers who wear gloves.

Dressing up like G.I. Joe to arrest day laborers at Home Depot is truly embarrassing.

90s rappers creating the soundtrack for future small plates, meant-to-be-shared-family-style restaurants

I really thought we’d have better cinema living under a fascist regime! 🎥.

If you call a record “a vinyl,” please unfriend me 😑.

RT @TheMontereySA: Tickets:

When I check IG to see if the Lovers dough looks good today

“There might be a little dust on the vape pen,.But don't let it fool ya about what's inside” 🎶.

When I board the plane in Zone 4

Air travel has taught me that people will endure anything for free chips ✈️ 🥔.

When I see a “Reserved Parking For Motorcycles” sign

The bag in the pantry I thought was a new protein powder is all-purpose flour 😑.

Gonna put the Ten Commandments in my classroom below the Do’s and Don’ts of Grilling.

A Punisher bumper sticker still remains an effective form of birth control.