Mat
@gore_not_core
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Peace, love, and crabs ✌🏽❤️🦀
San Antonio, TX
Joined April 2009
The bag in the pantry I thought was a new protein powder is all-purpose flour 😑.
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Gonna put the Ten Commandments in my classroom below the Do’s and Don’ts of Grilling.
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A Punisher bumper sticker still remains an effective form of birth control.
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Gonna vacation in Southtown tonight! I hear it’s beautiful this time of year.
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There’s an old saying in my country that goes, “Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who?”.
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They should give out James Goatee awards for restaurants like Chili’s 🌶️.
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Teachers! When you’re forced to put up the Ten Commandments in your classrooms, use the Wingdings font 😉.
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This is happening tomorrow night! 10% of sales will be donated to Sueños Sin Fronteras 🙌🏽
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They were playing that 80s song ‘I Wanna Be Rich’ at Olmos HEB. Hell yeah!.
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If you’ve ever made a movie with more scenes AFTER the credits, please unfriend me.
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Gym bros! Why stop at carrying a gallon of water? Bring a mini fridge!.
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Back in my day, parents didn’t have school vouchers, they had Camel Cash 🐪💵.
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This is happening tonight at Faust Tavern! 🪩✨. Flyer by Ray Scarborough Tattooedboy 🙌🏽
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