The rumors are true I will be reprising my role as Godefroy the Grafted in The Elden Ring Movie, an A24 Production

happy 7th anniversary deltarune!!

Twitter users talking about how they love fat women

Here’s a woman doing this exact job but better and safer

Stay spooked today everyone and remember I’m in your bathroom The door is jammed somehow tho so like if u can let me out that’d be great

A Metroid movie that shares the same universe as Illumination’s Mario Movie would see the suicide rates of Metroid fans increase in ways unseen since Other M

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being a depressed artist is so embarrassing. sorry i cant draw cartoons im too busy scrolling the internet and being sad

Me returning to my villagers after several years

I respect palworld for being handmade abysmal dogshit in a world of ai abysmal dogshit

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Suspicious Candy Cart🐐🎃

The average Godrick Fan-

Story logic aside, Godwyn coming back or appearing in any sort of way would make him less interesting. He haunts the narrative only because he’s dead. You’re supposed to experience his absence by the fact that you could never see or meet the golden and pure child of Marika

It would be extremely narratively cowardly and unsatisfying to bring Godwyn back from the dead The Night of Black Knives would lose all emotional impact if the only naked victim of it came back and was like “Yup I’m allll better now :)”

Godwyn fans are sumn else

I hope they make a second Elden Ring dlc called “Godwyn is Fucking Dead” and it turns out the final boss isn’t Godwyn because Godwyn is fucking dead

Update on the All Godefroy Run: I have found 1 of the 8 Greatrunes I wish to collect But I have found Godrick’s Axe, Messmer’s Kindling, Rememberance of a God and a Lord, 2 Kristoff ashes, multiple dungeon keys for the DLC but no access to the DLC, and the Elden Beast’s Sword

Ok but what’s with the Godslayer Greatsword and the PFP

The Ivory King remains one of the most tragic compelling stories in all of Dark Souls to me He exists solely to let the audience know there are no exceptions All kingdoms turn to ash Even a frigid land ruled by a benevolent selfless king who could find good in the darkest souls

Just another monarch who thought they were the one who could change how the world fundamentals work, only to become a slave to their own agenda, and a foot note in a long history of kings who thought they were the exception Why bother introducing such a man with grandeur