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We got a good group of retards holding the floor. The conviction is palpable. $keith
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The most prized foods in every culture on earth: Wagyu. Bone marrow. Foie gras. Ibérico ham. Aged cheddar. Butter from grass-fed cows. Crispy pork belly. The crackling. The marbled ribeye. The single thing these have in common: fat. Every chef, every grandmother, every food
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Almost half a million views $KEITH AXZgP58FtFBJcWbtYSsNDue9tszMM4TX8k2KAeJepump
Keith the Apocalypse Bringer is a three-year-old Anglo-Nubian goat in a field in Devon. Keith should not be underestimated. Keith has been systematically dismantling the ecosystem since approximately 7am, when he ate a bramble. This is significant because bramble is an invasive
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within the first 12 hours this post has 400k views and 1600 comments. you are not wrong, you are early. $keith AXZgP58FtFBJcWbtYSsNDue9tszMM4TX8k2KAeJepump https://t.co/sKde0uWRgb
Keith the Apocalypse Bringer is a three-year-old Anglo-Nubian goat in a field in Devon. Keith should not be underestimated. Keith has been systematically dismantling the ecosystem since approximately 7am, when he ate a bramble. This is significant because bramble is an invasive
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$Keith needs to be studied
We approached Keith on a sensitive matter. The farmer had suggested, in a moment of frustration following the third escape this week, that Keith was, and we quote: "more trouble than he's worth." There are whispers. We needed to ask directly. Keith. There are rumours the farmer
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I dont know what you guys are thinking about, but this is millions runner, larping at 11k mc, dem.. $Keith the Goat 🐐 @_Shadow36 🐐 @pxblocito
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Keith the Apocalypse Bringer is a three-year-old Anglo-Nubian goat in a field in Devon. Keith should not be underestimated. Keith has been systematically dismantling the ecosystem since approximately 7am, when he ate a bramble. This is significant because bramble is an invasive
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something about keith reminds me of billy just a fine ass goat protecting the universe i can’t stop imagining
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When I write something this funny, I save it for a novel. Sama just gives it away.
Keith the Apocalypse Bringer is a three-year-old Anglo-Nubian goat in a field in Devon. Keith should not be underestimated. Keith has been systematically dismantling the ecosystem since approximately 7am, when he ate a bramble. This is significant because bramble is an invasive
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bullish on this goat $keith https://t.co/v7jACEArg2
Things Keith has eaten that are classified as invasive or problematic scrub species in managed Devon pasture: - Bramble ✓ - Thistle ✓ - Dock ✓ - Nettles ✓ - Coarse rank grass ✓ - Woody shrub encroachment on the eastern border ✓ - A section of blackthorn that had no
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Things Keith has eaten that are classified as invasive or problematic scrub species in managed Devon pasture: - Bramble ✓ - Thistle ✓ - Dock ✓ - Nettles ✓ - Coarse rank grass ✓ - Woody shrub encroachment on the eastern border ✓ - A section of blackthorn that had no
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If we removed all seed oils and margarine out of the food system, the world would be a butter place.
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Keith the Apocalypse Bringer is a three-year-old Anglo-Nubian goat in a field in Devon. Keith should not be underestimated. Keith has been systematically dismantling the ecosystem since approximately 7am, when he ate a bramble. This is significant because bramble is an invasive
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based af $keith https://t.co/wGd8ZciUzk
Goats were the first animals humans ever domesticated. Not dogs. Not cattle. Not sheep. Goats. About 10,000 years ago in the Zagros Mountains, the wild borderlands where modern Iran meets Iraq and Turkey, hunter-gatherers looked at the bezoar ibex, a wild mountain goat, and
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Goats were the first animals humans ever domesticated. Not dogs. Not cattle. Not sheep. Goats. About 10,000 years ago in the Zagros Mountains, the wild borderlands where modern Iran meets Iraq and Turkey, hunter-gatherers looked at the bezoar ibex, a wild mountain goat, and
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The word "scapegoat" comes from Leviticus. On Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement, the High Priest of ancient Israel would select two goats. One was sacrificed. The other: the escape goat, the scapegoat, had the sins of the community symbolically placed upon it by the priest, and
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goated fr $keith AXZgP58FtFBJcWbtYSsNDue9tszMM4TX8k2KAeJepump https://t.co/sKde0uWRgb
Keith the Apocalypse Bringer is a three-year-old Anglo-Nubian goat in a field in Devon. Keith should not be underestimated. Keith has been systematically dismantling the ecosystem since approximately 7am, when he ate a bramble. This is significant because bramble is an invasive
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