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Surfin' Plourd

@glp182

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Makes things loud Eats like a 7 year old/Laughs at most things on the internet/Flatbill hat wearer/Sleep Expert/Plourd is the word/Not a Role Model

Kansas City/Crew Bus
Joined February 2009
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RT @GavinNewsom: 17 million people just lost health care. 18 million kids just lost school meals. 3 million Americans just lost food assi….
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RT @historyrock_: Prince would have turned 67 today. Here are some of his best moments. A thread 🧵. 1. This is probably one of the greate….
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RT @AGoldmund: My horny text plug came through
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RT @LilaL_Hrv: Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
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When texting @AliciaETaylor, Apple intelligence really sums my emotions up nicely.
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Is giving flight attendants gifts upon boarding a normal thing? I’ve seen three families on my flight do it today but have never seen it before. I love the thought tho. These folks work hard and have to deal with the worst of the worst folks sometimes.
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RT @UConnHuskies: CHAMPIONSHIP BOUND ‼️‼️
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RT @wingstop: fuck.
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RT @YourAnonCentral: To explain the Zelenskyy and Trump beef, Zelenskyy is Kendrick and Trump is Drake. Hope that helps.
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Righteous Gemstones is more documentary than comedy.
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RT @TheClemReport: If you get an I Voted sticker for voting early, you should be able to scan it on your TV and all political ads should be….
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RT @HillaryClinton: Save this graphic. Then share it with friends. Every eligible voter has the freedom to vote and have their vote count….
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RT @LeastHesFunny_: The 2018 John Mulaney “Horse In A Hospital” bit is still so great 😂 Best part is he doesn’t mention the name Trump at a….
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10 months
Dude, @LASairport what is going on with your security lines?.
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RT @smc429: No, I'm not saying 2 people were pretend killed in Butler. I'm saying 45 was never shot. There's no such thing as an ear being….
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Aaron Rogers eats his boogers.
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RT @Bubotomy:
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Do people still actually go see David Copperfield?.
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RT @ElyKreimendahl: this debate has EVERYTHING: dog eating, baby killing, transgender operations on illegal aliens in prisons https://t.co/….
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I think it’s hilarious when lead singers have wireless mics and they don’t move from one spot, or even take it off the stand.
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