Giant Cheeto
@giantcheetoAB
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Just a friendly monument dedicated to a delicious snack. My best friends are the starship Enterprise and @GiantBlueRing . They live in Calgary and Vulcan.
Cheadle, Alberta
Joined October 2022
I’m a beautiful and iconic monument to the favourite snack of stoners and I’m assuming at least a few local Albertans! I’m sorry my cheetle dust stains everything but that’s the price you pay. Follow me fun facts about Alberta!
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The US government and its officials have completely lost their minds
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Having a dash cam is great for peace of mind but damn will it super embarrassing if I ever have to submit footage for a claim/case/court or whatever because all ppl will hear is my terrible out of tune singing to the most random songs
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“Canada ‘caved’ to Trump’s digital services tax demands, White House says.” Honestly - I think that was always part of Carney’s plan. To ditch a tax created in the Trudeau era if need be to give Trump the “win” he needs to feel powerful. 😜 https://t.co/wQMyT5GaPz
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Exhibit A of why ppl didn’t trust the CPC in power
Chrystia Freeland thinks my generation should live in a shipping container. No thank you.
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Calling deficits left wing is peak hypocrisy. Harper is left wing for all but 1 year if that’s the case.
Higher deficit than under Trudeau Full pages of LGBTQ+ stuff in the platform Some guy online: not left-wing
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I never give my money to politicians but a power move of this magnitude could make me change my ways
Nah. Justin Trudeau should just congratulate Mark Carney with a private call. Then, instead of saying ANYTHING publicly, he should post a 30 second video of himself smugly eating an apple.
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The loser tour redux Or The loser tour 2.0
In the dying days of the 2004 election, Stephen Harper did an Alberta swing. He lost that election for a number of reasons, but we called that swing “the loser tour” for years. Still do. (Full disclosure: It was my idea. I was dumb. We were rookies.)
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Poilievre rushed to safety after actual journalist question makes it past security https://t.co/oOMHOyUOFt
#cdnpoli #election2025
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If you're a real Canadian #CPCWipeout should be trending. #PierrePoilievreIsMAGA
#NeverVoteConservative
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Why is gas down roughly 15 cents/litre in some places and not others?
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This is really well written. Clear, concise and undeniable. | Canadians Know Danielle Smith Is a Traitor, Right?
notesfromthecircus.com
How Transnational Ideological Loyalty Is Replacing Democratic Sovereignty
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Oh now they’re rigged but 3 months ago they were rock solid because PP was winning. Now their heads are exploding.
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Dear Canada I can guarantee Albertans would be much happier to have an Alberta without Dani Smith than an Alberta without Canada If you’re a proud Albertan and Canadian, pass this along
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Quick, everybody post Elon memes while he's still sleeping off last night's ketamine binge
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The comments were worth a read on this one. The differing levels of understanding, application of logic and lack of common sense shown by the ppl hating PMJT is really something. I do look forward to the same application of each if we do get a PMPP
Every person who complaints Trudeau went to the Taylor Swift concert is making me 0.5% more likely I'll vote for him next election
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Was she lying then or is she lying now?
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First hand accounting of the utter embarrassment our elected government party is. All the media will talk about is 91.5% though. Not a peep about the insane resolutions either.
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Retweet the shit out of because I just watched my retweet disappear before my eyes. Twice. They’re intentionally slowing the messaging down on all negative tweets about Poilievre. I noticed it yesterday too.
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