Saw my client today who hails from India. He asks me:
'Did you know Australia beat India in the cricket the other day?'
'No, I didn't!'
30 minutes of mischief later, he sighs and lies back on the pillow.
'I don't mind that Australia won the cricket anymore' 😆😆
In the past 12 months a friendship has exploded in my life. I've known her casually for years, but this year we became very close. She's seen me at my most vulnerable, most broken, most successful, happy, irrational, moody and petty.
I often see brand new workers who complain they're never getting booked, and then I see they're charging $500+ per hour. If you can step straight into the industry and get paid that much, hell yes! But a lot of workers didn't, and built their business up from lower rates.
After a long slog, I have now bought my first home, approved for a mortgage as a self-employed sex worker 😊
I will be moving in early December, just 10 minutes away from where I am now.
My availability remains the same as in my pinned post ❤
Yay for me! 🏡🍾 🥂 🔑
I’m currently 80 something kilos so my clothes are struggling with these big juicy jugs 🥵🍼🍈 these milk melons, honkers, tig ol bitties, puppies, baps, mamma jammas etc
40k followers what the heck? You guys are the best. Thanks for the love, please subscribe to my OF 💦
(I don't have one, but I love that you kept reading 💜)
Sometimes, out of the blue, it hits me that my career is entirely about making people feel happiness. That simple, and that momentous. I feel so honoured that people share such vulnerable moments with little old me, just another soul passing through the universe. Thank you 🩷
I made some huge progress with my agoraphobia today! Made it to the south coast for the first time in ten years. It's a huge achievement for me and I'm so happy 😊
PSA: (as opposed to PSE 😏💦)
The vast majority of escorts will expect cash payment. If you wish to pay by another method, please confirm in advance. Turning up on the day with no cash and relying on us accepting payment via an app/transfer is a huge risk.
Previously unreleased pic, taken a few years ago by the incredible
@evelynhuntphoto
I genuinely forgot I had this pretty one. Love the colours and the vibe.
I'm back offering virtual social dates. No nudity but just casual hangs and chats via zoom or facetime. I may or may not wear makeup. Text or dm me to arrange xxx 0415 960 029. 😍
This is for those who have abusive parents, who are considering going no contact, or who have gone no contact. I hope my story helps you feel seen and gives hope. You can be free. You don't have to endure, you deserve to be happy. Life is waiting for you. ❤️❤️
Today is my friend/wife/soulmate's birthday! Comment with your favourite thing about
@jennahasredhair
below, send her some beemit love and visit her website to make a booking with her ASAP! ❤️🧡❤️
There is no subliminal political endorsement in this image. I have absolutely no preference for any political party, I am entirely impartial... 💚💚💚
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@SilkLabPhoto
My client today was a bit worried he was going to finish too soon. 'Think of Peter Dutton!' I said. He asked 'Who is that One Nation woman?'
'Pauline Hanson?'
'Yes, her... Oh it's working!!!'
We both got the giggles 😆
I’m such a bogan that the other day a guy made me cum and I said ‘awh shit I came. Fucken cheering!’
I am not your lady if you’re after refinement. Bogan enthusiasm however, I deliver in spades.
Birthday bitches!!!!
Besties, baddies, hippies, romantics, dreamers, fighters.
Love this woman so much.
@katekingxx
is 30 today! I'm 33. Give us both lots of birthday love
😍😍😍