Model village beach at Babbacombe has been taken over by 12 giant ducklings.😂

PPS bye bye.

PS Please let him know, if you’re coming. Just so there’s enough bar staff.

Hello Twitterpeople. If I’d been alive to the kind things people have said about me, I’d be right bigheaded. My husband @GottschalkMart is organising an informal wake for me on the afternoon of Sunday May 14 at the Berry Head hotel in Brixham. Pop in if you are near enough!

Hello Twitter playmates. Sorry I haven’t answered you, but I was dying at the time. I went peacefully at 7.50 this morning. Thanks for your kindness over the years. Please contact my husband Mart if you’d like to come to my wake in a week or two. Bye x

Common dolphins off Berry Head this morning.

Can’t park the mate. How to park ChavRovers.

Can’t park there mate.

Proud to see someone with bad manners? You are a joke.

@robsim66 @SouthWestWater @Torbay_Council @TheBayCoffeeCo @BrixhamChamber I love the way our local councillors are roaring with rage at the idiots who continue to bugger up both halves of our population.

Is this on your radar @AnthonyMangnal1 ? It's causing complete chaos during a very busy period for the town. https://t.co/2PaazWRa85 Compete shambles.

Can’t park there mate.

@BurnsideNotTosh

Another one thinking outside the box. Can’t park there mate.

Wonderful to hear (and then see with my bins) the beautiful piercing melody a songthrush perched up on high in The Summers, Willenhall.

Can’t park there mate.

‘Sir, A second skier has gone into the south tower’

Be warned. Do not buy anything from this company or anyone associated with them. @Thunderballs007

Has the war in Ukraine ended? Just been on @BBCNews and not a word on the headlines page?

Can’t park there mate. Obviously been on one of those ‘thinking outside the box’ seminars.

I thought this must be some sort of rescue centre. But it turns out to be a snap by a lady in the Black Country who heard a noise and found this lot on her steps.