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South London #CPFC ❤️💙🦅 Crystal Palace adorer and obsessive, Environmental/political occasionally. All views my own, etc....TT: @gazbod

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@gazbod
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8 months
Honestly, that’s a banger. Imagine having to listen to that in the rest of the stadium three down to your derby rivals 🤣😂
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@gazbod
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3 years
The fact that this protest is going on while India is looking like a portal into hell makes me feel nauseous. #COVIDIOTS
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That’s Croydon……..I just don’t understand 😳 I got shit in school, Ashburton High, Shirley Road, for supporting Palace. Mainly from Man Utd and Liverpool fans. And this is the result years later. I don’t get it. Support your local team. For the moral glory. Surely. #CPFC
@BoxparkCroydon
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FA CUP 2024 WINNERS 🔴❤️
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@gazbod
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2 years
Quite the partnership in the making 🤝 #Botafogo #CPFC
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5 years
When we beat Man City they were quite gracious. Even on here. Man Utd however are salty and self entitled as fuck. Let's not fuck about, they're pissed off that some decisions didn't go their way, as has been the case in the past at OT. Fuck em ❤️💙 #CPFC
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@gazbod
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5 years
Mile Jedinak in the away end #CPFC
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3 years
Bloody hell, this is epic. He’s as much Palace as we are ain’t he? ❤️💙 #CPFC
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2 years
I don’t like throwing the corruption accusation around. But the @premierleague is clearly desperate for the top to remain competitive. It’s literally impossible to believe there’s no corruption involved if you’ve watched that game today. Shocking, shocking bias #CPFC #CRYLIV
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3 years
“Jack Grealish won a foul” “Wilfried Zaha made the most of it” #CPFC
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3 years
>Name one thing in football you hate.......
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@gazbod
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3 years
No clean sheets for ages Tomkins comes back in the side Two clean sheets in a row #CPFC
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3 years
Nathanial Clyne appreciation tweet. Cos he was absolutely epic. EPIC!! #CPFC
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2 years
Flynn Downes is a quality player who would have no doubt given us a bit more quality, assuming we were after him at all. But he’s a West Ham boy and if he chooses them over us, it’s only right and proper. Who can argue with that. Let it go, move on. #CPFC
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4 years
I left Wembley with my daughter in tears after the FA Cup final. I was walking down to the underground station and there were Man U fans everywhere. They didn't stay to watch the cup lifted!!!! What I'd give to see that just once. I have no sympathy with their plight. #CPFC
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4 years
@wilfriedzaha Love the fact Wilf is tweeting EXACTLY what the entire Palace fan base is tweeting too 🤣😂 #CPFC
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2 years
Darren England tax. Should be 3-0 #CPFC
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2 months
Mateta again. Decades I’ve been watching. Decades. And I think these three matches have been the most accomplished, dominant, overwhelming, convincing, professional, belittling performances. Completely schooled ‘em Quite emotional 😳 #CPFC
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2 years
Look at them smiles ❤️💙 #CPFC
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2 years
Bloody hell 🤣😂 🤣😂
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2 years
I couldn’t love him any more. He’s proper angry 🥺 #CPFC
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4 years
Jairo Riedewald appreciation tweet. His block, just before the Ayew cracker, was as good as a goal tbh. He could easily be disaffected and stand offish. But the effort he showed at that moment should absolutely be commended #CPFC
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2 months
🚨WE ARE MATHEMATICALLY SAFE ALERT🚨 What a team! #CPFC
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2 years
Last 4 games……. Palace Arsenal 3-0 Palace Everton 4-0 Palace Man City 0-0 Wolves Palace 0-2 What do they all have in common? NO GOALS AGAINST!! I love you Palace ❤️💙 #CPFC
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I am outraged of that moron in the away end yesterday. Livid. But, of all teams, who the fuck would support Crystal Palace if you had the slightest racist leaning? Proud to be involved with a club that makes efforts to be racially diverse and welcoming Report him! #CPFC
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2 years
Bloody hell, the fact these two are very close is maybe the only chance we have, however unlikely, to pull Gallagher into the club We can dream…….❤️💙 #CPFC
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@gazbod
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6 years
Lost all energy for arguing the toss tonight after finding out one of our Palace family died outside the stadium. Football entirely secondary, suddenly. It would be crass to continue. Goodnight. My thoughts are with the guys family. #CPFC #CPFCFAMILY
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4 months
Franca has been on 10 minutes. He’s assisted Ayews goal and won a penalty. Talent ❤️💙 #CRYBUR 3-0 #CPFC
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3 years
Don’t fall in love with a loanee. Don’t fall in love with a loanee. Don’t fall in love with a loanee. Don’t fall in love with a loanee. Don’t fall in love with a loanee. Don’t fall in love with a loanee. Don’t fall in love with a loanee. Don’t fall in love with a loanee. #CPFC
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2 years
Morning all! Just a reminder that big six sides can assault your keeper and get a penalty for it. Have a great day Palace people ❤️💙 #CPFC
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2 years
Full time. 3-2 loss at home although a terrific fight to come back from 3-0 at half time and here we are, full of positive vibes. I don’t normally film at games, but this was after the final whistle and I think it’s very indicative of the Palace Spirit right now Glorious #CPFC
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2 years
This geezer. He seems to be a McArthur and McCarthy in one classy, slick midfielder. Could turn out to be one of our better recent purchases. Love the bloke #CPFC
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4 years
As long as I live, I will always feel sorry for those that don’t have the honour, through fluke of birth or location, or being initially forced to go by your parents, of supporting the mighty, mighty Palace: #CPFC ❤️💙
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2 months
Pure OG Palace #CPFC
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2 years
If we beat #WatfordFC next Saturday……..WE RELEGATE THEM!! #CPFC
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Loved January ❤️💙 #CPFC
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6 months
This has ended me 🤣😂 #CPFC
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2 years
Hilarious, the Brighton admin must be staring at his screen wondering why he’s getting battered in Portuguese every time they tweet 🤣😂 🤣😂 #CPFC #Botafogo
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4 years
Any fucker criticises Martin Kelly for that one mistake amongst the tons of impeccable games he's s played needs to give their heads a wobble. In fact, I don't expect to see any criticism at all beyond the philosophical, as I know you're all sensible people., 😜 #CPFC
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1 year
Zaha apparently already back in training. That man has unreal recovery ability. We’ve been so lucky over the years with his physical state. Amazing. #CPFC
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3 years
Anyone else want to just go over and give him a massive hug? What a prospect. ❤️💙 #CPFC
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2 years
@livescore 1’ “You’ll Never Walk Alone” 2’ to 89’ “______________” 90’ bit of cheering depending on the result Farcical list…… #CPFC
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5 years
Look at them.......just look at their beautiful, smiling faces 😍😍😍😍 ❤️💙🦅 #CPFC
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3 years
Michael Olise ran straight at John Stones, taking him out of the game. Then, once Stones had re established himself, he delivered a pass to take him out of the game again. Simple ❤️💙 #CPFC
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5 years
Mark Noble on Sky talking about how they scored a "proper football goal" subliminally suggesting that ours weren't. Well I don't give a fuck Mark, you wankaaaaaaa!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂 2-1 to the Palace! #CPFC
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2 years
No words needed really. Michael Olise ❤️💙 #CPFC
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2 years
Gained 300 Brazilian followers yesterday. Fully expect to lose 300 Brazilian followers today. #TOTCRY 3-0 #CPFC #Botafogo
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3 years
Joel Ward appreciation tweet. That block to prevent the Cavani chance was sexual ❤️💙 #CPFC
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1 year
And we were worried he wasn’t good enough. What a game he had ❤️💙 #CPFC
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2 months
The consummate professional. I can’t remember any criticism of him at all since he arrived. We’re very lucky to have this guy ❤️💙 #CPFC
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3 years
Don’t fall in love with a loanee. Don’t fall in love with a loanee. Don’t fall in love with a loanee. Don’t fall in love with a loanee. Don’t fall in love with a loanee. Don’t fall in love with a loanee. Don’t fall in love with a loanee. Don’t fall in love with a loanee. #CPFC
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Ok, ok. Olise is injured and we’re using Ayew. But I’m telling you, it’s Ayews game. I can feel it in my water COME ON YOU PALACE!! ❤️💙 #CPFC
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5 years
@PepeStuff Combination play........?? Haaaaaaahahahaaaaahaha 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 #CPFC
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5 years
Only Palace would end up in 6th after 8 matches and, by some weird Palace anti-magic, have the 5 teams above us for the next 5 fixtures. It's ridiculous, so Palace #CPFC
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Adam Wharton ❤️💙 20 years old 35 year old football brain #CPFC
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2 years
Two things Patrick is proper Palace isn’t he? ❤️💙 Wardy manning up and being the peacekeeper 🤣😂 #CPFC
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4 years
Had some medical issues recently, culminating with a bit of a proper emergency tonight, for which I have a procedure tomorrow. In my time of need my ex and my landlady have stepped up to help with travel, my dog, etc. I am overwhelmed, humbled and beyond grateful. Astounding
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3 years
Seeing Vieira’s reaction last night, when we scored and when they scored their equaliser, it’s clear he’s 100% emotionally invested. I’ve often said I don’t want anyone at the club unless they 100% want to be here. I’m happy he’s here #CPFC
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For fucks sake. What is going on? I try can’t remember a period I’ve not been able to bridge the credibility gap between Palace historically and this Palace. Genuinely emotional. Beyond proud. #CPFC
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Jesus fucking Christ. I mean, it doesn’t even need #VAR to sort out. It’s beyond blatant #CRYLEI #CPFC
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2 years
Cry more 🤣😂 #CPFC
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@OfficialVizeh Well, the one time we qualified for Europe, all English clubs were banned……. #CPFC
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4 years
Look, @SkyKaveh and @JimWhite , people make mistakes. You’ve made an outrageous one here. The fact Troy Townsend and Ian Wright have come out and overtly supported @HLTCO is because they are fully aware he calls out racism consistently. Delete the tweet and apologise.
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Are you having a fucking laugh. What is wrong with these people. Nobody gives that. We need to call these refs out, even with the new handball laws. The mans arm is in a natural position, same as Wards yesterday #CPFC #THFC #EFC #NUFC
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3 years
Jordan Ayew appreciation tweet. An assist for the first goal and running around the field like he’s got an extra lung. Astounding effort! #CPFC
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Make no mistake. That was one of the most professional, incredibly well drilled performances you’ll see. Man of the match is surely Roy Hodgson? #CPFC
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2 years
I appear to have gained approximately 450 followers in 3 days. obrigado a todos os meus novos seguidores brasileiros They’re nuts 🤣😂 #CPFC #Botafogo
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9 months
Putting out the B team to lure Man United into a false sense of security then turn them over in the game that matters a few days later is a fucking Royball masterclass. ❤️💙 The Don ❤️💙 #CPFC
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2 years
In light of the investigation into Millwalls bottle throwing, homophobic chanting antics, questions should also be asked of @itvfootball about why they stated Olise needed to “read the room” when he was hit by the bottle #CPFC
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5 years
Say what you want, don't give a fuck. Who played well, who didn't. Don't give a fuck. Losing to Brighton home and away is utterly unforgivable and I'm a rose tinted glasses kinda geezer Home form abysmal. Unacceptable. How can they be more up for it than us? Ridiculous. #CPFC
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3 years
“No worries, fellas, I’ll blow the final whistle once you’ve scored” #CPFC
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3 years
I honestly don’t know how to react. That is the most accomplished, professional, complete performance from a Palace side I’ve seen since forever. We’ve smashed the fuck the top Prem team and our debutant has scored a brace. I just can’t ……. #CPFC
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1 year
Wow. Emotional. And fitting that Joel Ward approaches him. Totally understanding that relationship. #CPFC
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3 years
All the best Roy. One of our own ❤️💙 #CPFC
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3 years
Holy fuck 🤣😂 ❤️💙 #CPFC
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2 years
That’s quite the quote ❤️💙 #CPFC
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4 years
In a half utterly devoid of any kind of creativity from Palace, Jairo Riedewald is a beacon of silky smooth ball winning, pinpoint passing, arrogantly shielding mastery as I have ever seen. A Rolls Royce of a player. What a machine ❤️💙 #CPFC
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2 years
One of these teams won 2-0. And it wasn’t those clapping, singing, supporting their team. Always remember, Palace faithful, we will ALWAYS have the moral high ground ❤️💙 #CPFC
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3 years
Every window we fear losing him. And every window we reach the end relieved he’s staying. Jarosław Jach is still an Eagle 🦅 ❤️💙 #CPFC
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3 years
Nothing more iconic than Zaha and Gallagher goals. I am stunned, STUNNED, by how attractive this team has become in such a short length of time. Unprecedented in magnitude. Absolutely bursting with pride here ❤️💙 #CPFC #CRYWOL 2-0
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3 years
Silky smooth, pass stroking, ball winning, afro rocking, midfield commanding, ball playing god. All hail Jairo Riedewald ❤️💙 #CPFC
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James Mcarthur appreciation tweet. I've just watched the game again. The man is everywhere. I'm sure there are statistics out there showing he's involved in more attacking play than most others. Absolute rock in our midfield. Proper Palace ❤️💙 #CPFC
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4 years
This stood out today, did this a couple of times. I like to think he was told to do so. Bossed him out of the game really #CPFC
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2 years
The game is lost. We’ve sung “you don’t know what you’re doing” forever. But the sad fact is they do know what they’re doing. Twice in that game the refs unashamedly and blatantly engineered goals for the top 6 team. And there’s absolutely nothing we can do about it. #CPFC
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2 months
Eze’s on fire 🔥 🔥 🔥 #CPFC Cc: @nickgusset
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4 years
@goddersbloom It's. A. Contagious. Virus. The. Blitz. Was. Bombs.
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2 years
Absolute ROCK!! How important is this man mountain? Great to have him back ❤️💙 #CPFC
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4 years
Just been given morphine and I’m on my way to theatre soon. And all I can think about is I’m going to miss the game 🥺 See you on the other side. With three points. Please 🙏 #CPFC #WinForGaz
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2 years
Nathaniel Clyne appreciation tweet. Cos I have realised I exude absolutely no stress at all when the balls on his side of the pitch. Love the bloke ❤️💙 #CPFC
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3 years
Wilf and Olise crouched down in the far corner watching the U23s This spirit is unstoppable ❤️💙 #CPFC
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4 months
✅Clean sheet ✅Three goals ✅Franca assist ✅Proper right wing back ✅Franca assist and penalty win ✅Wharton/Lerma boss MF ✅OG fist pumps ✅Intense atmosphere ✅Dominating performance overall #CPFC #CRYBUR 3-0
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Wilfried Zaha
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Who is the first player you think of when you see this badge? 👀 #EmiratesFACup
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12th place, we’re coming for you!! Night Palace people ❤️💙 #CPFC
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3 years
Simply one of the most enjoyable videos you will ever see on here. If you’re not grinning your face off after this, you ain’t Palace ❤️💙 #CPFC
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2 years
I have all the time in the world for Jeff Schlupp. Can play in several positions. Great going forward, really energetic. Most of all, though, he clearly loves being at Palace and does EXACTLY what is asked of him EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. ❤️💙 #CPFC
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2 years
Fucking LOL 🤣😂 🤣😂 #CPFC
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3 years
Two photographs at each end of this current journey. Utter desperation drove supporters to sing outside a bank, and a group of supporters to buy the club. The glorious luxury of a world class youth academy that is the eventual result. Glorious Crystal Palace FC ❤️💙 #CPFC
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Liverpool. West Ham. Newcastle. Fulham. Man United. 4 wins 1 draw How many time have we been able to say 5 games without a loss. Performances utterly first class. I have no idea how I’m supposed to react. I’m up at half three. Sweet dreams for me. Night! ❤️💙 #CPFC
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Munoz is FUCKING awesome What a pick up he was ❤️💙 #CPFC
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5 years
#VAR will kill football. Imagine the scenes when Sterling scored the winner there. Chaos. A tumultuous outpouring of raw emotion. Imagine it was you.... But no, overruled. Emotion squashed. Confusion. Anger. The correct decision was made......but at what cost 😞 #MCITOT
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