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the straight man with fagcent. Rare but unspeakably powerful
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now talk to me about why you chose this picture
Disney Wins Animated Feature Oscar For 9th Time in 10 Years
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snail mail and phoebe bridgers on the set of I saw the tv glow
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if I'm looking at my schedule correctly.... I have just enough time left for one more man to waste my time this summer! let me know
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me: hey do you know where the bathroom is
nyu kids: THE CITY 🏃🏽🗽 IS MY CAMPUS 😍✈️
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hey maid... I see you got your maid outfit on like you always do
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Aside from a brief nude scene, STRANGE WAY OF LIFE might be more discreet than you’re expecting from an Almodovar project. But he told me that’s by design:
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ok literally
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've had enough of you people
Fully agreed. Daniel Craig did five Bond films and never wore anything as iconic as Benoit Blanc’s swimsuit in Glass Onion. It’s his equivalent of Roger Moore’s safari suit.
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And here’s a picture of one of the pins that used to be awarded to donors who bundled over $50k for Elizabeth Warren
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Julia Fox, Rachel Sennott, Gabbriette, Chloe Cherry & Richie Shazam look for the “new hot internet girl” in the music video teaser for Charli XCX’s “360.”
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it's actually fun working with difficult ppl sometimes cause it's like..... wow you really live like this and I do not! god bless
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so I wasn't sure if I was gonna do this cause it's not really a big deal but if anyone was wondering, I'm gay
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me trying to care about net neutrality when in all fairness I never asked to be born
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"don't go breakin' my heart" "I won't go breakin' your heart!"
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I load a dishwasher with such skill it would terrify some of you.....
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I curse the day they invented this bullshit no one understands
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"tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air" "no air"
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me right before I disappoint another nice lady after she begins a conversation w me in spanish
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all new jersey bitches know how to do is parallel park, look for ticks, two-step, route 22 and lie
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me: hmm. well that was kinda traumatic
me:
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the best thing about DJing is that you can just show up wearing anything
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me going unnecessarily hard for a bunch of museum donors earlier
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a box of cinnamon toast crunch costing ten American dollars
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when a fire starts to burn right and it starts to spread she gon bring that attitude home
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wish there was an app that could tell me how many times I sent 😭 emoji in a single day.... likely in the hundreds if not thousands
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when the atm shows my account balance even though I clicked no receipt
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Lana lyrics:
When I was really young my cousin got a pet duck and I dropped it down a flight of stairs
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can't stop saying "all things considered" these days. I really am considering all things
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