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My soul needs muharram man. Need to step away from the world and focus on god and the ahlulbayt
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Learning about how terrible south asian genes are and how high our risk of diabetes and heart attack is while drinking chai with 3 tablespoons of sugar and knowing my parents are cousins.
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Me when I find out the nuclear plant my dad worked on his entire life doesn't actually exist
Jo khud se pehle desh ke baare mein soche, wahi hain
#DeshKeLiyeMajnu
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Aisa hi ek Majnu hai Amandeep Singh jisne India ke sabse khatarnak mission ke liye apni jaan ki baazi laga di 🫡
Watch Mission Majnu, a spy thriller inspired by true events.
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Everyday my job reminds me that maybe islam was right when it said women don't need to make money
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At least arab men make money when they expect you to stay at home and do housework. Pakistani men want you to do housework AND make money
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Pakistanis use so many interesting words for slap. Chand, chamaat, lapparh, chanta, thapparh etc. Probably missing a few
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Islamabadis will go to androon lahore to discover culture but will never step foot in pindi
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As a woman your man should always be a little scared of you
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When I was kid I'd wonder why everyone in the big bang theory was a genius but still not rich and then I grew up and found out how academia works...
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Raising women to be the breadwinner of the house has raised a generation of overburdened women and lazy men.
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As a Pakistani your life changes when you find out that for the world Maybelline and Mac are poor people makeup
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Core Pakistani shia kid memory is your parents telling you what to do in case of a bomb blast before going to the ashura juloos. Was preparing for death at the age of 12
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They do realize that the fact that his ex wife is raising his kid when he has never accepted her makes their fav look like an absolutely terrible person 😭😭😭
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Soo proud of him but also sad that this could've been us if we valued our culture and heritage and didn't diss everything 'paindu'
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'muslim women are delaying marriage and going to universities 😠'. No babe what you meant to say was no 17 yo wants to marry you cuz we have aspirations now. Also cuz you're a loser.
Inceldom disguised as religious concern is so common now.
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Yall keep complaining about how women these days are too headstrong and individualistic when the fact of the matter is that most women will become softer and go the extra mile for you if they like & trust you.. you just haven't managed to make her feel safe & appreciated my guy..
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Story time:
Dude is good looking, went to a high end uni in pak, plays the guitar, speaks fluent english, narcissistic arrogant af vibes cuz has been handed everything by baba and gets a lot of attention from the ladiezz
Moves to the US, thinks he's too good for pakistani girls -
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It's important to note that yazid's army was filled with people who regularly recited the quran and read salah. And yet they ruthlessly killed Hussain (a.s)'s 6 month old. Practice is empty when your morality isn't from God's hujjah i.e the ahlulbayt.
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please tell me you see it too or am I just going crazy at 5 am??
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Every time a woman is like yess I do 12 hour shifts and come home to cook nihari karhai vacuum the house etc because I loveee him I'm like maybe you should love less
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Diljit pronouncing coachella as Ka-cheela AT the stage is true decolonization and top idgaf attitude!!
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LMAOOOO
Thinking about that tiktok white guy who's obsessed with rizwan hope he's having a great day
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Religious men: creepy conservative misogynists
Non-religious men: gaslighting cheating misogynists
God really is testing muslim women
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Faisalabadis putting pakistan on the map tum sab bus mazaq urhate raho
Who the hell thought that a 3D printers nozzle would be a good idea to make Jalebis 😭😭😭
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The best career advice I can give is if you're a Pakistani kid with little or no generational wealth the only fool proof way to make long lasting big bucks is to go the pak_med_school -> specialized_US_residency route please do not fall into the finance/tech/entrepreneurship trap
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Sometimes I think about how zaid ali's wife has a pure math degree and he's a man in his 30s who does clown shit on tiktok live..
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Hate to say it but there's no one better for this role than daniyal z*far
A 'TANGLED' live action remake is reportedly in development at Disney.
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So (somehow) gets engaged to a veryy westernized pakistani american.
Now she keeps calling him a fob, makes fun of his accent and doesn't pay any attention to him cuz to her he's just some rando from Pakistan 😭😭😭
Sad but also funny seeing rich arrogant brown boys get humbled
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We were at a restaurant where everyone was sunni and they all started praying at maghrib so my brother (who rarely ever prays on time) got up to pray just to rep shias 😭😭😭
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In less than 24 hours the reciter will sit on the mimber and say inna lillah wa inna elaihi rajion and just like that hundreds of hearts will start braking in unison and then during the museebah there will be a split second where you'll feel like you'll die of grief. Haye hussain
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Pakistani dramas really need to stop using punjabi/siraiki characters as comic relief. Things aren't funnier just cuz they're said in a different language.
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Not only am I an Islamabadi I'm also shia and my family is mahajir and siraiki poore mulk ki hate jama ki hui hai mein ne
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Ek tou you basically have to figure out your entire life between 18 and 28 aur ooper se mujhe neend bhi buhat aati hai..
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Kinda delusional but I fully believe god put (and removed) feroze and ahad in my girl sajal's life cuz she deserves a sofboi himbo like bilal abbas
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List of a man's worries:
Pregnant wife
House
Child
YELLOW onion
RED onion
SPRING onion
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When you say you don't like cats this is who you're being mean to
People who don’t like cats have never actually been around them long enough to understand how great they are
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Malala ne bhi lums ke banday se shadi ker li. Maybe I too should lower my standards and give lahori rich boys a shot
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Idk which one is worse
1) we lose against SL and don't make it to the final
2) we make it to the final but lose against ind
3) we win the asia cup and peak too early
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Yaar guys sincere mashwara hai Canada na aao buhat competition hai buhat mehengai hai go to some cheaper US city instead. Shootings waghairah ka masla ho ga but at least property will be 5x cheaper
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May God's curse be upon the killers of Hussain (a.s) and his children and his ashab.
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Man the grievances both Afghanistan and Bangladesh have with pak are all justified
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Fun fact my phuppo named her daughter kashaf after kashaf murtaza so I don't think it'd be that unusual for me to name my kid muhammad babar naseem shah afridi
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Cute little eid tradition we had: every year we'd get a bakra or two, or a gaae if we're feeling shabby. But every single year, much to my mother's dismay, the night before eid baba would bring home a random dumba
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WTF that's literally a BABY why does a baby need to be modest esp at a grocery store so not even a mosque where they could wear it as cultural clothing. Smh someone needs to check these dude's hard drives.
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Ok but who wants to talk about how pasoori is kinda mid and only got this popular cuz Indians have relatively low desi music standards and will eat up anything by ali sethi and his palatable I-sing-ghazal-to-unite-south-asia-cuz-we-one-people persona 👀👀
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Ammi just said "we won't care much about the guy's finances acha rishta mila tou hum ker denge" ma'am who is hum??? I'm not agreeing to thisss
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IK se kaho karbala jaane ki mannat maan le inshallah phir se pm ban jae ga
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Y'all kept talking about nehari ramen so much I had to do it!
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Emergency protest for gaza in Toronto tonight!
The least we can do is hold the canadian government accountable for being complicit in genocide!
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You tell anyone you're shia in UAE you get deported..
Why don't countries like Turkey, Malaysia or the UAE suffer fron religious extremism? They capitalise on tourism, serve booze and allow women to wear whatever they want without any internal schisms but in Pakistan, the uneducated religious lot dictates policy, trapping us.
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LMAOOO and twitter akhs were asking to give the benefit of the doubt to this guy when he "converted to islam" 😂😭
I’ve decided to fly to the failed state of California, walk into twitter HQ and tell
@elonmusk
he’s a legend.
On my way.
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The Gurudwara next to the imambargah gave their parking lot to the juloos attendees today 💚
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The wayy men are phattu these days the human race ain't continuing. Abay make a move on her bhai what is "I added her to my close friends story"??
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Easiest way to filter Pakistani men is to ask them their opinion of aurat march
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Cousin is marrying his non-muslim girlfriend I think ab hamein bhi thorha branch out kerna chahiye to white men
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I think with age I've realized the importance of traditions. Growing up in a family where everyone was hella boring and eid/birthdays/weddings etc were never really much of a thing, you really do miss out on a lot. If not culture, then just fun memories.
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@Mifield
@ibs_indistress
@HYDERABADDlE
Yup. Palestine in arabic is falasteen. Arabic doesn't have a p.
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It's so funny how people use the 'its halal' argument for rampant cousin marriages. It's also halal to eat Gulab jamun but if all you eat is gulab jamun you're gonna have a terrible life!!
Cousin marriages should be banned. I mean do you guys even imagine the risk/disadvantage of having abnormal babies from cousin marriages or babies with DD (developmental delay)?, especially when you marry your 1st faternal uncle's daughter/son.
Please, think on it. 🙏
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Therapist talked about tawakkul for half an hour today and as much as I appreciate that ma'am I get that for free at the mosque that's not what I'm paying $$$ for
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Shias are the only ones keeping Urdu alive in the subcontinent baqi tum sab bus chaar log bitha ker literary festivals kerte raho
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Men crushing on female celebrities is usually so creepy honestly ew
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Diljit is a global icon who didn't come from the privileged background ali did. And he doesn't rely upon singing covers. Munda acting vi karda ae. And he's more fun!
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My legs were dead and there was ice cold water in my shoes when I entered hagia sophia, but looking at this sight made all the pain go away.
Salawat!
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A lot of people now "hate" the army just cuz they turned on IK, not because of all the actual undemocratic and oppressive corrupt shit they do
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Humility is a good trait. However, women should (or need to) be assertive to the point of a little arrogance, esp when interacting with men. Humble man? Sweet nice lovely king. Humble woman? Will get stepped on and not taken seriously.
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Y'all want Europe to treat middle eastern refugees well which ofc they should but you don't wanna do the same for people who are from next door??
It's the same racist nationalistic rhetoric everywhere..
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Men hate nothing more than smart pretty girls. If you don't know much about the world they'll be like haha dumb bimbo. If you're not conventionally attractive they'll say haha ugly and unwanted. But when they can't say either that really rattlesss them
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Tonight zainab mirrors fatima al zahra as she defends the imam of her time and the children of bani Hashim
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Turns out arranged marriage also gives me the ick and I hate the entire process whyy are you asking me such personal questions I don't like you like that I don't even know you
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2 am. We're in an imambargah in a new area. It's nearly empty. Someone in the men's section is faintly reciting tu na aaya ghazi.
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My karachi family gets together and all they talk about is the times they got abducted for being shia 😭😭😭
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Overseas pakistanis kinda annoying with how invested they are in pakistani politica bruh do you even know who the mayor of the city you live in is
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People's elitism is so thinly veiled cuz the way their faces change when they find out my grandparents were siraiki and from a 'gaaon' like yeah auntie my villager grandfather had a masters while you failed fsc.
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At 17 I applied to work at this local desi restaurant and the uncle was like ok I'll pay you $8/hr in cash (min wage was 11 at the time). I said no I'm not gonna do anything illegal and then he kept calling me for days and once stopped at a streetlight to call me stupid 😭😭
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It's not a 'muslim' protest and a lot of Palestinians are not muslim hope that helps 👍
Unpopular opinion but needs to be said: Palestine will benefit more if we fill the Masaajid 5 times a day, increase in istighfaar, dhikr, durood and tilawat rarther than filling the streets with mixed genders and breaking the fundamental principles of our Deen. Rarther pour your
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Not the muharram juloos sabeel on barbie opening weekend 😭😭😭
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How does one pray the opposite of namaz e wahshat? Ya allah is aadmi ko thorha extra azaab dena
BREAKING: Henry Kissinger dies at the age of 100
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Maybe this is all just basic common sense idk but maybe this could help you plan your first trip.
1) Pick a city with great public transport. You wanna avoid taking ubers/taxis as much as possible. -
Maybe I should write on solo traveling as a desi woman. I got so many tips lol.
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Lmaoooo it's not our fault you've never read a book and don't know about historically significant events like ghadeer and mubahila. The latter being even less contested than the former like that's just basic islam history 😭
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Look what just came in the mail! And the cute little note 🥺
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"you wouldn't last a day in the asylum where they raised me"
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Ranveer singh as rocky is probably the best any desi man not called fawad khan has ever looked
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It's becoming increasingly difficult to keep sunni friends who aren't very vocal about shia genocide...
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Spent my birthday walking around london with my best friend ❤️
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Randomly thinking about how karachi schools have prom with actual corsages hamare haan tou farewell hoti thi titles milte the 😭😭
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There's no urdu word that can convey the meaning of wadda
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Your moms are miserable deep down and age prematurely maybe you should think about that and ask them to not do so much
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No but srs have you guys noticed how desi women from big khandans who have a lot of responsibilities age terribly?? We grew up thinking 40s is hella old cuz every aunty declined by that age. As opp to now when my mom and her friends look great cuz they're living their best life
Your moms are miserable deep down and age prematurely maybe you should think about that and ask them to not do so much
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Everyone wants to be shia cuz of no taraweeh but wait till y'all find out about khums
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@naveednadeem91
@MultaniSaint
"being in contact secretly for years" is not accepting your kid omfg...
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With every 22 yo cousin who gets engaged, my mother gets 5 new grey hair..
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Every zaidi dude I meet is heartbroken over a sunni girl from uni who refused to convert for him. What is going onn with that demographic
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I hate it when non-shias have shia sounding names like wdym your name is syeda maha batool and you're not shia??? catfish smh
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Fbois who string 3 girls along cuz they 'don't believe in marriage' and then at 32 will marry a nazuk khoobsurat suljhi hui 20 year old their mom picks out
i dont think i have ever met a man who was anti-shadi
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People who aren't religious but are still really into the syed thing are really weird like you don't even care about the prophet man why are you so obsessed with being from his lineage make it make senseee
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