how it started vs how it’s going

Like sure okay

I want endless money not for greedy reasons but so I can buy my girlfriend every single thing she’s ever mentioned even in passing

even if you’re not a fan of Waterparks, FUCKING LISTEN TO THIS. RT IT. STOP LETTING THEM SILENCE PEOPLE WHO SPEAK THE FUCK UP.

NEW PARX GOT CENSORED ON BAND ACCOUNT. THAT’S FINE. IT’S FUCK ICE FOREVER. https://t.co/iGcxCEIAir

But also not super expensive.. I just need something that won’t tarnish, that’s all 😭😭😭😭

What’s a good website to buy a good chain with my girlfriend’s initial on it ?? I’ve only ever bought cheap jewelry I fear and I want this to last me but I have no clue where to get it

james marriott in september:

https://t.co/jcACbuNQqO

"butches are just pretty princesses in boys clothes" if u ever call me a princess i will k1ll myself in front of u to change the trajectory of ur life forever

This is my 2nd hit tweet that’s just a screenshot of me and my girlfriends texts, the people love us

Went 158 words over in my creative writing assignment, do you think I’ll get points off for this

This has been in my iPhoto for 5 years.It's the inside of my first car (700 bucks!)What does it mean?From the future? http://t.co/CeGWDwEMqZ

Nothing against bluesky users, I was just scared of being judged for still using twitter

Me when I was talking about my girlfriend at my family christmas and my bluesky using aunt asked how we met and I gulped and said twitter

this is my wife. we met on twitter.

skill issue oomf is my gf now

nobody warns you about the number of movies people will simply assume youve seen

All oomfs have left my tl, all I see now is burgertwt

Long distance relationships were created by airports to sell more plane tickets to lesbians

My girlfriend is so insanely beautiful I’m literally going to have a heart attack