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Alex P

@garfield9985

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Some say I'm funny

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Ampullae of Lorenzini.
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RT @CLUTCHtwozero: HELLO SABRES :) Our very own athletic water bottles are on there way! keep up to date by following us! prices to be anno….
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RT @Gray_Mackenzie: At Metcalfe and Slater, a loose police line has formed, as protestors taunt the cops . “If we’re all terrorists why don….
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RT @BrendanSavageNY: Wordle 243 X/6. 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩.🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩.🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩.🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩.🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩.🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩. Nobody talk to me for 24 hours. I can’t believe this.
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4 years
"My name is Ashlyn June Spume and this is my tune" *proceeds to play piano on her braces or smth*
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4 years
Saving pics of Ashlyn's Twitter to show her children when they turn 21 as is every child's birthright.
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4 years
When I'm sad I look through my friend's twitter account and laugh at old tweets.
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4 years
Why can't I just be a bird and then if he likes my mating dance we mate for life on the spot? Seems a lot easier.
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4 years
RT @Kerria: The more things change, the more they stay the same.
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4 years
Enjoying Twitter more now that I only check it like once a month.
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4 years
RT @AshlynJunee: A wonderful quote from my asian mother: The other day my friend asked me why I married a white guy. I just looked at her….
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5 years
RT @beccamals: When people ask me if my other senses have intensified since losing my hearing
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5 years
RT @ymhmzylc: 월병 만드는 토끼래 너무 귀엽지
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5 years
RT @TheValorieClark: Stop asking candidates if they “believe in” climate change and start asking if they understand it. It’s science, not….
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5 years
RT @bugsized: Me too, lab scale
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RT @SheriffReese: In tonight’s presidential debate the President said the “Portland Sheriff” supports him. As the Multnomah County Sheriff….
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RT @cwarzel: i think we all can agree this — 3 men in their 70s talking over each other on a tuesday evening — is the best way to do politi….
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5 years
My blood pressure during this debate: 🚀📈.
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RT @RaquelWillis_: American Horror Story: America.
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