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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
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Laugh me laugh me laugh me laugh
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
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Noah lyles is the most unlikeable person I have ever seen in my entire life
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
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Jamaicans referring to their place of employment as the people dem wuk will never not kill me
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
2 months
Defending dry bread and cheese is why politicians feel safe and secure abusing you
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
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Videoing a man as he watches his father burn alive, then casually state see him deh a bun up.. the callousness and lack of empathy is frightening
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
5 months
Grass in question
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
5 months
Ahh me gone go touch grass need fi go back to reality
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
1 month
LOCK UP BACK SUCHMAN
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
4 months
Don’t let a dolly determine your worth. There is more to life than a maamz’s approval
@AbbeyG_B
Aboozie🤍
4 months
30+ as a man. No serious relationship No business ventures No property And only own a car? (Maybe not even that) Just go bury yourself, pleaae
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
5 months
Me coulda neva leff her fi dat
@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
5 months
If ya real yard man bun you girl right now
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
4 months
The response to yet another missing person case is to ban ride share apps. Why not open the sex offender registry? Who are we protecting Jamaica??
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
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The schoolaz dem dat fail maths fi leave out from all 5
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
12 days
Proud is an understatement
@DONZMEDIA
The𝗗𝗼𝗻𝘇
12 days
#Madonna & her bae Akeem Morris, 28 year old Footballer from Spanish Town, Jamaica 🥰🇯🇲
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
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Since we a talk bout out of adda uptown people.. such billionaire rude
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
6 months
Cheese trix mumma a look hype offa
@phae_868
Maleficent 💚
6 months
Trinidad & Tobago deserves the clout Jamaica has bc no wayyyy we providing allyuh snacks and water and yall think it’s yours???
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
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If ya real yard man bun you girl right now
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
1 month
The utes dem weak. Fuckmanism is it an all time high
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
7 months
Jah kno
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
5 months
Fun and jokes aside is 500k fine fi a dog bite and the fucka just tear off piece a me shirt dung a loshusan.. Zelle me a 100k and we call it george
@dammitdemi
Demigod
5 months
In other news, Han Solo is roaming the streets again. You guys know the drill, run him home if you see him! I’ve put the AirTag in lost mode so if anyone gets nearby and sees him, my contact info should come up if you’re terrified of the rock wilder. Thanks in advance 🙏✨
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
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Sweet me still. Long time she fi go dung
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
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JFF, for once, please do the right thing
@Beno_ldn
Benny James
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I feel like some people have forgotten what Mason Greenwood did, the guy should’ve never been given a second chance to play football let alone play for Jamaica national team, he is a Sexual Predator and a rapist. Here’s a reminder of what he done.
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
5 months
Just about signed off my first corporate deal as Ganja’s Clauze. Time for celebration
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
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God please give me more patience when speaking to my parents
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
8 months
Ngl
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1neverfew
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@dontbejelii
Jelii🥀
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The worst thing that can happen to a woman is an ugly man with a great personality.
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
2 months
The valedictorian for Manchester High’s graduating class quoted me in his speech… I’m not crying you are
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
6 months
We nuh business if dat nah go happen suck pussy jimoy… we deh ya a try make it happen
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
1 month
We need to take action before further fuckry occurs
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
1 month
W*lk and t*lk is the real victim here. How a man name can call so
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
5 months
Can we please end the carnival discourse once and for all
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
2 months
Shelly????
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
2 months
I was given a platform now I need to use it responsibly. God please let this discussion go past social media.
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
19 days
Sexual indiscipline has lead to the fall of many a great man..
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
4 months
I’m not above double, triple, quadruple texting. I will cry if I have to. Text me back before I cause a public scene please
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
2 months
Dawg
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
5 months
No one on the bird app is going to zion
@TheJamaican_876
THE JAMAICAN
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
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Just drop a new beast pon ee tar
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1neverfew
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
5 months
The quest for hype and fwd a nuh easy sumn ppr
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
3 months
deh uptown and nahve no light.. wapmn to me privilege
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
2 months
The most bogus olympics I have ever seen
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
3 months
Nah apologize like mi uncle sizzla
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
2 months
Poetic a man name Stona is our discuss world record setter. Jamaica never change
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
6 months
At least the gyall dem inna impy skimpy.. nah really thing bout sense afta dat
@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
6 months
Nothing exemplifies Jamaicas class divide like carnival
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
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Message me for the nine night details
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
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No massa a nay me
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@_Moyy__
Moyy
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The lady say she want Ganja to interview her. I will scream eno. 😭😭😭😭😭
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
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If you thought Han Solo was the worst Rottweiler uptown allow me to introduce you to Jessicuh
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
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Jamaica’s biggest issue
@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
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Sexual indiscipline has lead to the fall of many a great man..
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1neverfew
3 months
Clarification on what is a ‘Villa Donkey’
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
3 months
Nuff of these people you competing with thief and fuck man for things.. stop comparing
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
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Skylark is 50% off for Jamaicans until December 18! #sponsoredpost
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
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Smaddy do a wellness check pon crime minister deh.. supposed to a pronounce him
@officialexxicon
LEXXICON
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Its A New Day for Dancehall its time for some bruk out tunes for everybody #gaydancehall
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1neverfew
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Cya too good in Jamaica and expect to be great
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1neverfew
5 months
nothing is funnier than referring to someone as suchman
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
4 months
Big up the ute dem starting from the start
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
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My thoughts on the unprecedented case today
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
4 months
Jamaica it’s time to have an honest conversation
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
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My thoughts on the matter
@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
7 months
Is it easier to be a gyallis in pre internet society or now a days?
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1neverfew
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Did wah stay out of it but people business too sweet
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
5 months
My best friend died in my arms and mentally I have never recovered. I really hate it here
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1neverfew
4 months
For the uneducated, uninformed, or perhaps uptown.. the definition of a muk
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1neverfew
1 month
Daily reminder. Stop venting to the internet. We do not care
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1neverfew
4 months
Can skate horse, cya skate house
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1neverfew
2 months
Me feel sick knowing I share oxygen with some of unnu
@JKavJA
Stan DingFan
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The replies to this make me know that a requirement to defend the actions of a political party, no matter what they are, has to be brain rot and a complete disregard for integrity.
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1neverfew
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Go rent a diving suit and traverse the depths of your mother
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1neverfew
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Goofy trying to pull a fast one
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1neverfew
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Someone said Vybz Kartel wasn’t coming a road even if he backed his fist on asphalt.. no massa a nay me
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1neverfew
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It’s actually a brave and controversial take in Jamaica to say you don’t support rapists and murderers btw
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1neverfew
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Jamaican dem take this fuckman thing to another level
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1neverfew
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The quest continues. Hi hu
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1neverfew
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One day my daughters will be that rich and out of touch. Inshallah
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
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Not everytime unnu must say approach me
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1neverfew
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Feel fi some light rn god know
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1neverfew
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Cya bodda
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1neverfew
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well shit
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1neverfew
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“Am out” Adijah ‘Vybz Kartel’ Palmer
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1neverfew
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Julien neat bad. Me nah bawl
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1neverfew
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Bird app beef cya miss me ppr
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1neverfew
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Justice ppr we wah JUSTICE
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1neverfew
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All wa gwan this is massive for the island.. dweet and done fada
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1neverfew
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We need to discuss how over worked doctors are.. you seriously expect someone to work a 32 hour shift and not mad out??
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1neverfew
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Hear say couple tump was flung wa night
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1neverfew
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from the war start it cya stop
@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
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Cheese trix mumma a look hype offa
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1neverfew
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A bird app favorite cook it so me cya say ntn bad @rikkochettt
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1neverfew
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Yes because giving pastors unsupervised access to our children is historically the right choice
@TvjNewscentre
Television Jamaica/Radio Jamaica Newscentre
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We want to hear from you! What are your views on the suggestion to assign one pastor to every school to help curb violent behaviour? Let us know in the comments. #PrimeTimeNews #TVJNews #feedbackquestion
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1neverfew
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Hope unnu keep this energy when a your people chop up fine and fling inna bush..
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1neverfew
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Considering this as the graphic for the podcast.. thoughts welcome
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1neverfew
7 months
What a beautiful day to commit fraud
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1neverfew
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We should beat men like this publicly
@alziclio
Psyren
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What did I do to deserve this? I literally told you before that I don’t wanna talk to you.
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
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you pack you bag yet? dem a leave out go ochi in 15
@sharnaniganz
MooseKnuckle
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Time fi dem cancel ganja clause…bredda corny man
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1neverfew
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Bout him a watch GanjaClauze.. go pick up your book
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1neverfew
2 months
Imagine explain derrick and such man to the teacher
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1neverfew
2 months
Bootleg olympic this
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1neverfew
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But me wrong if me take off my slippa and box her??
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1neverfew
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Fulltime tha ute ya get him flowers. Have him as the funniest skitsman pon the app
@Mikedon__
mike di teacha 🐊
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yute yah ah carry tiktok pon him back 😂
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@TheAntoinetteB
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His voice is insufferable. Makes my ears bleed
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1neverfew
5 months
Reminder don’t vent to the internet.. these people are not your friends
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1neverfew
2 months
Hush bro a true me nuh used to losing. Can go suck ya mada same way thon
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1neverfew
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The way Jamaicans react to suffering, death and destruction is past disgusting.. it explains our acceptance and tolerance for violence and murder
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1neverfew
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Nuh seh suh man
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@ganjaclauze
1neverfew
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Bars
@agiantpaperclip
Ms. Nastiest Player Hater 2024
3 months
Be more like your hairline and take a couple of steps back
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