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model | do not follow or interact if under 18 | yearncore performer

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in 10 years youre gonna get pulled over by a cop who played GTA5 police roleplay servers as a kid
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The best kind of clothing is stuff you weren't meant to have. Communist bloc military surplus. Burger King employee shirts. A Minnesota family's "Rest in peace Peepaw" printed shirt.
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i dont know what to do with my hands while getting my dick sucked so i do Counterstrike reload animations
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WE'RE IN HELL WE'RE IN HELL WE'RE IN HELL WE'RE IN HELL WE'RE IN HELL WE'RE IN HELL WE'RE IN HELL WE'RE IN HELL WE'RE IN HELL WE'RE IN HELL WE'RE IN HELL WE'RE IN HELL WE'RE IN HELL WE'RE IN HELL WE'RE IN HELL WE'RE IN HELL WE'RE IN HELL WE'RE IN HELL WE'RE IN HELL WE'RE IN HELL
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halo infinite looks so good
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🐇🖤
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@futchgod
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Happy Halloween 🍂🎃
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a hot genre of guy is when a gym bro is really stupid except for understanding complicated nutrition and chemical stuff. it's like the ben carson of working out
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@futchgod
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good nite 💤
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@futchgod
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@GarlicCorgi white mishima
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🌟💪
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I finally got it. some weed, head and a philly cheesesteak in the same day.
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@bobbyteriyaki u have to earn listening to the song
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@futchgod
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slay
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@futchgod
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i look like this
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@futchgod
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im funny and sexy because i couldnt get laid till i was 19. it built character.
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@futchgod
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2009 never ended
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🍌
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🐝⚘️
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@futchgod
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@cisjender last time i was in koreatown at a restaurant i go to the restroom and there was a woman just doing a line off the sink. i envy her immune system
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@futchgod
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@davis_lunch i love the funny little frog so much he is just a little guy
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road head too sloppy i crashed the 1987 Budd 2600 series
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i am so sick of "raw me" and "wreck this pussy." these hoes never ask how my day was.
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girl on Bumble unmatched with me when i asked her if she wanted to see the lego set i built today i hatw this world
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👍‼️‼️
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@futchgod
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almost got laid once but i spent an hour explaining metal gear solid lore and she was too tired after
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FEEL LIKE BIG BOSS THE WAY I STAY SOLID WITH THE SNAKE
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🏍🍂
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@futchgod
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Fallout: New Vegas (2010, Obsidian Entertainment)
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😎
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@futchgod
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how do you take a photo with no hands
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@futchgod
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12:22am
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@futchgod
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Happy 10 years, Young Thug.
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(hyping myself up to do my estrogen injection) doomguy could do this. guts could do this.
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wow this post blew up!! check this out
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reads chainsaw man once
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sometimes frames from a video are cute
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i love @lilbathory so much!!
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@futchgod
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rubbing your eyes feels so good.. god must've put some pussy in there fr lol
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@futchgod
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my transition goal is that i wanna look like someone born female who wants to look androgynous
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its my birthday :)
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@futchgod
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@chrishortt shows are made for twitter screencaps and songs are made for 5 second tik tok trends
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its cold (56°F)
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@futchgod
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@SHeadcrabs @PrimatesDaily theyre not drastically different. theyre both little dudes
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@futchgod
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are people actually surprised i have a dick or are they just saying that to make me feel nice
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@futchgod
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I want to be called good boy but not in a misgendering way. you wouldnt get it.
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@futchgod
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!! @deportablediz drew me I love it 💪
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