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I'm the ghost of the grandmother whose beloved knick knacks you took on antique road show
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Melania Trump is a scowling void of pure nothingness in her ghastly film – review
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Hitting cinemas as the streets of America remain filled with the angry and grieving, the vulgar, gilded lifestyle of the Trumps makes them look like Marie Antoinette skulking in her cake-filled...
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We’ve decided to go with “Alex Pretti could be a fictitious character from a 1975 movie.”
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Reporters rushed out of the room because Trump shit his pants. lol Lady in green tasted it. 🤢
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I'm giving my friends the gift of an empty mailbox. Get started today at https://t.co/jA9ufc0vhC or
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Thanks to everyone in the comments
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NEW FEATURE: This button allows you to opt out of having images you post on X turned into porn
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can someone explain how 0.26% of the population potentially playing women’s sports is a threat worthy of executive order from the president but the twitter mechahitler robot that makes child sexual abuse material + distributes it publicly is not
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Her husband was just shot
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So you're telling me I shouldn't put a bird's nest on my head every morning?
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All those words when he could’ve just said: fuck your health care and your grocery bills. Get a third job, peasant.
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The earliest roots of science can be traced to Ancient Egypt and Mesopotamia in around 3000 to 1200 BCE, and science experiments are still going strong to this day.
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This isn't a miracle cure. It's a relatively new drug . Yes we need health care reform, especially big pharma reform, because if he wants it, he should be able to buy it himself. He must be rich from all those Garfield cartoons.
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RETWEET to congratulate Maria Corina Machado on winning the Nobel Peace Prize!
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Every time I watch a show where people are walking towards- screaming people, a place a dog just ran away from, a large fire, I thanks God I'm a paranoid coward
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Remember how you made me crazy Remember how I made you scream Hits differently when you've been married 20 years. They keep playing boys of summer on the radio
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