i, for one, enjoy gay halloween

when you order album merch in february and then move and update your address but they still send it to your old address so you go across town to check for the package and the new tenants already threw it out https://t.co/kvncn2us9r

this is how janet had those miscellaneous uncs

the smoothie place knows my order when i walk in now (pic unrelated)

Thrilled to see BG3 in the number 1 spot this year. A huge part of our lives that continues to enrich year on year!

the world's secrets lay within a neph-passing unc

https://t.co/vQ4YmRlyUp

i’m wearing a vest and a peacoat like i just got done seeing a picture in gotham city

this song makes my hips gyrate uncontrollably

breaking news

rae sremmurd voice

i am team summer but i cant deny i love the warm embrace of my favourite fall jacket. SUE ME!!!

no one knows how to chill more than my cat simbi

going to see bladee with my friends tonight (editor's note: i'm pronouncing it like "bladeey")

they’re tryna convince me to play fighting games again

someone told me “i walk with purpose” yesterday. um.. it’s because i was born in da city.

they let a little dog eat with them at the table, that is so sweet

LET ME BACK IN. I WANNA LEARN!!!

sending tweets that pissed me off to the group chat like an ant taking poison bait back to its colony

some days i wanna dress like i am vampire raving under a bridge and sometimes i wanna dress like a medieval villager transported out of time and sometimes i wanna dress like a pet detective